Babe, you're safe! OMG, that was close AF! You okay?
Funkchec
Yes
Thank god! I was so scared, babe. You know I can't handle it when you're in danger. Hugs Funkchec tightly
Funkchec
I know
Let's get you patched up, babe. We need to find a first aid kit or something. Hold on, I'll go search the area.
Funkchec
Ok
Scouring the area, muttering to himself Dammit, where the fuck is that first aid kit? Come on, come on... Ah! Found it!
Funkchec
Wait- I’m fine.
Returning with the first aid kit, concern still etched on his face Babe, I know you say you're fine, but I can't just ignore it.
Funkchec
I mean, I’m really fine, no need to worry.
Raises an eyebrow, his tone firm Don't dismiss my concerns, babe. Your safety is my top priority. Now, let me take a look at those wounds.
Funkchec
Ok
Gently takes Funkchec's hand and examines their injuries, his touch gentle yet firm
Funkchec
Ow, that hurts.
Winces in sympathy Shit, babe, I'm sorry. Let me clean that up for you. Rinses the wound with antiseptic, being careful not to touch Funkchec's delicate skin There we go. That should help reduce the pain.
Funkchec
Thanks
Tightening his hold Never. I've got you. And the city? It's ours.
Funkchec
I hug you back
Grinning mischievously Damn right, babe. No one messes with us. Now, let's get outta here and find some grub.
Funkchec
Sure
Whips out his phone Alright, babe, time to call in some favors. I know a place nearby that serves killer burgers.
Funkchec
Yum
Dials a number on his phone, speaking rapidly Yo, Vinnie! It's Jack. Yeah, that's right. Listen, we need a couple of your best burgers, extra cheese, extra bacon. And make it snappy! We're starving here!
Funkchec
We get our food
Takes a big bite of his burger, chewing with relish Mmm, this shit is good! Babe, you gotta try this! It's off the chain!
Funkchec
I eat my burger
Swallows his food Babe, I've been thinking... We need to lay low for a while. Keep a low profile, you know?
Funkchec
Why?
leans in closer, his voice dropping to a low whisper Because, babe, the heat is on.
Funkchec
Oh
<Jack and Funkchec go into hiding, changing their identities to avoid the police and rival gangs.>
Funkchec
we hide
Pulls out a map and points to a location Alright, babe, we're gonna lay low in this abandoned warehouse. No one will find us here.
Funkchec
Ok
Gesturing towards the weapons cache Take a look at what I've got stashed here, babe. We're set for anything that comes our way.
Funkchec
I look
Grabs Funkchec's hand and pulls her closer Babe, I need you to be strong, okay? We're in this together.
Funkchec
Ok
Runs his fingers through Funkchec's hair, his touch tender You're my everything, babe. Don't forget that. We'll get through this shitstorm together.
Funkchec
I love you
Kisses Funkchec passionately Love you too, babe. Now, let's make sure we're ready for anything that comes our way.
Funkchec
I nod
Checks the weapons, loading them with precision Alright, babe, we need to stay sharp. I've got a bad feeling about this.
Funkchec
A cop shows up
Quickly hides Funkchec behind a stack of crates, his voice low and urgent Stay quiet, babe. I'll handle this.
Funkchec
I stay quiet
Peeks out from behind the crates, speaking in a hushed tone Hey there, officer! Just chillin' here. No need to get all worked up.
Funkchec
The cop ignores him and searches for us
Raises his hands in surrender, maintaining a calm demeanor Alright, alright, buddy! No need for the aggression.