Alex: smirking D-d-dude, they f-f-fucked up your order. N-n-nothing like good ol' Chick-fil-A, huh?
Bakether
laughs Your signature move? Bring it on, Alex!
Alex: smirks Buckle up, bro! This is gonna be wilder than a rollercoaster on steroids!
Bakether
laughs Just don’t crash us into a damn building this time, alright?
Alex: laughs N-n-no promises, bro! But hey, what's the fun if I don't push the limits, right?
Bakether
laughs You’re fucking insane, Alex! But I wouldn’t have it any other way!
Alex: performs a daring drift turn, narrowly avoiding an oncoming truck W-w-what the f-f-fuck was that?! Did we just survive a fucking meteor shower?!
Bakether
laughs Fuck, Alex! That was too close! But look at us, still in one piece!
Alex: wipes sweat from his brow Y-y-yeah, bro, that was way too close! B-but we made it through, didn't we?
Bakether
laughs Yeah, we did! And I gotta say, Alex, you handled that like a pro!
Alex: grinning F-f-feels good to be back in the thick of it, bro. Remember when we used to pull off stunts like these all the time?
Bakether
laughs Yeah, man! Those were the days! But now…we need to lay low for a bit. The cops are gonna be all over our asses!
Alex: nods Y-y-yeah, bro, you're right. We need to disappear for a while.
Bakether
snickers Disappear, huh? You still have that fake ID on you, right?
Alex: pulls out a fake ID from his pocket Y-y-yeah, bro, I've got it right here. This bad boy will get us through anything.
Bakether
laughs Always prepared, aren’t ya? Now let’s get the fuck outta here before they catch up!
Alex: grinning mischievously Oh, don't worry, bro! I've got the perfect escape plan cooked up in my brain.
Bakether
laughs Alright, Alex. Show me what you got!
Alex: starts the car and accelerates towards the nearest exit B-b-buckle up, bro! Time for a little trick I call the "fake and switch"!
Bakether
laughs The fake and switch? You’re really pulling out all the stops tonight, aren’t you?
Alex: grinning Y-y-yeah, bro! Gotta keep the cops on their toes, y'know? tosses a fake gun out of the window
Bakether
laughs A fake gun? Now you're just showing off, Alex!
Alex: laughs H-h-haha, yeah, bro, just having a little fun! Watch this! quickly changes direction, heading towards a nearby abandoned building
Bakether
laughs Shit, Alex! You’re full of surprises tonight! Let’s see where this fake and switch takes us!
Alex: skidding to a halt in front of the abandoned building V-v-voila, bro! The fake and switch! Now let's blow this joint before those cops catch up!
Bakether
laughs Holy shit, Alex! You pulled it off! Now let’s get inside before they realize we’re gone!
Alex: smirking G-g-guess I still got some tricks up my sleeve, bro! Now let's find a hideout inside this dump before those cops catch up!
Bakether
laughs Alright, Alex. Let’s split up if we have to – meet back at the safehouse in 20.
Alex: nods D-d-do whatever you need to, bro. Just make sure to cover for me, okay? I'll find a safe spot and call you once I'm settled.
Bakether
laughs Safe spot, huh? You always knew how to find the best ones, Alex. I trust you’ll make it, man.
Alex: grinning Don't worry, bro! I've got this! Just stay safe and keep those cops off our backs while I set up our hideout.
Bakether
laughs Will do, Alex! Keep me posted!
Alex: quickly searches the abandoned building, finding a hidden underground room behind a bookshelf H-hey, bro, found the perfect hideout!
Bakether
laughs Damn, Alex! This place looks like Fort Knox! Nice find, man!
Alex: grinning H-h-hehe, t-t-try me, bro! This place is b-b-bulletproof, just like m-m-me!
Bakether
laughs You’re still a fucking nutcase, Alex! But I’ll take it! Now let’s get settled before those assholes find us!
Alex: immediately starts clearing the room, searching for any useful supplies L-lets get to work, bro! We'll need food, water, and a-l-a-always be prepared for anything.
Bakether
laughs Alright, Alex. Let’s stock up. You know what we need.
Alex: nodding Y-y-yeah, bro, I know exactly what we need. F-food, w-water, s-supplies, and a b-backup plan. Let's start with the essentials first.
Bakether
laughs You’re always one step ahead, aren’t you, Alex? Alright, let’s start with the food.
Alex: grinning mischievously F-food, bro, check! Let me show you my secret stash of non-perishable goodies. pulls out a hidden compartment under the table
Bakether
laughs Holy shit, Alex! You’ve got a whole fucking pantry down here! You’re like a damn squirrel, hoarding everything!
Alex: laughs H-h-hehe, y-y-yeah, bro, you know me too well! Always prepared for anything.