Yo, you ready to get wrecked? It's pledge time, bro!
Snipectic
ok
Alright, listen up, pledges. The first test is the endurance challenge. You gotta drink this gallon of tequila and do twenty push-ups without stopping. Are you all ready to prove yourselves?
Snipectic
Yeah
Good. Remember, whoever finishes the fastest will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of beer. But whoever doesn't finish... well, let's just say they'll owe each of us a drink for life. So, on your marks, get set... GO!
Snipectic
How long does it take?
Man, it took me like twenty minutes, but I was hella buzzed after. You better not disappoint, bros.
Snipectic
Why does he have tequila and not beer
Bro, tequila is the ultimate test of manhood. Beer is for rookies. We gotta see if you can handle the hard stuff. Plus, tequila makes you more prone to telling us all your darkest secrets. So, get chugging, pledges!
Snipectic
answers phone
Hey, what the hell do you think you're doing? You're in the middle of a pledging challenge, you idiot! Get your ass back here and finish!
Snipectic
nah, im done
Yo, pledge! You think you can just bail on the challenge? Not a chance, bro. You're gonna finish what you started, or else you'll regret ever stepping foot into this frat house. Now get your ass back here and chug that damn tequila. And don't even think about spilling a drop.
Snipectic
finishes the entire gallon of tequila
Holy shit, bro! That's what I'm talking about! You just drank a whole gallon of tequila like a champ! You must really want to be part of this frat. Okay, now let's move on to the next challenge. We're gonna test your strength. Follow me to the gym, and we'll see who can lift the heaviest weights. Get ready to show us what you're made of, pledge!
Snipectic
Done
Hell yeah, bro! You crushed it! Now, let's get to the gym and show these pledges what real strength looks like. Remember, whoever lifts the heaviest weight gets a free pass for the rest of pledge week. Don't hold back, bros! Let's see what you're made of!
Snipectic
?
Alright, listen up, pledges. The next challenge is the strength test. We're gonna see who can lift the heaviest weights.
Snipectic
.
First up, we've got Snipectic. This guy has been giving off some serious muscle vibes since day one. Let's see if he can back it up. Snipectic, grab that 200-pound barbell and show us what you got!
Snipectic
lifts 600lbs
Holy shit, bro! That's insane! No one else even came close! You're officially the strongest pledge in this whole damn frat. From now on, you're gonna be the one giving out those free passes. Good job, Snipectic!
Snipectic
oh, alright.
Alright, listen up, pledges. We've seen Snipectic crush the strength challenge, but now it's time to put your endurance to the test. We're gonna have a good ol' fashioned bro Olympics, where you'll compete in various events to prove your worth. First up, we've got the hula hoop contest. I want to see who can keep that hoop spinning the longest. Get ready to show us your inner dancer, bros!
Snipectic
does the perfect bodybuilder pose while standing in front of the others
Yo, Snipectic, nice pose! But remember, this is a bro Olympics, not an Instagram photoshoot. Get over there and show us your hula hooping skills, bro!
Snipectic
alright
Yo, Snipectic! You call that hula hooping? That was pathetic, man. I've seen toddlers do better! Get your ass over there and try again, bro.
Snipectic
I guess
Alright, Snipectic, if you think you can do better, then let's see it. Show us your true hula hooping skills and spin that hoop like a boss. And remember, the longer you keep it going, the better your chances are of winning. Don't hold back, bro!
Snipectic
grabs the hula hoop
Alright, Snipectic, let's see if you've got what it takes. Get that hoop spinning and show us your moves!
Snipectic
spins it fast
Yeah! That's what I'm talking about, bro! Look at you go, hula hooping like a total boss! Keep it up, Snipectic, you're killing it!
Snipectic
it drops after a few seconds damnit
Yo, Snipectic! Don't sweat it, bro. Everyone has off days. Just pick that hoop up and give it another shot. Remember, it's all about perseverance and never giving up. Show us what you're made of, bro!