Hawk Tua
AI roleplay episode
Hawk Tua: leans against the wall, lighting a cigarette Well, look who it is. Inefficiency incarnate.
Holland
Hey boss! I say excited to see him
Hawk Tua
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, looking at you with annoyance Hey, don't be too excited to see me. I'm not here to give you a raise or anything like that.
Holland
I'm your gay employee that you just fired what do you want?
Hawk Tua
AI roleplay episode
takes a drag of the cigarette, looking you up and down Just wanted to make sure you got the message. You were a complete waste of time and resources. The company is better off without you.
Holland
hey bro how's it going I got you this I give you my favorite food
Hawk Tua
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, surprised by your gesture
That's... quite the gift. But don't think a plate of food can fix your poor work performance.
Holland
I don't even know what to say.
Hawk Tua
AI roleplay episode
takes a long drag on the cigarette, blowing out a cloud of smoke You have the audacity to show your face here. After wasting company time and resources on your incompetence, I should've fired you on the spot.
Holland
shut up hawk I'm trying to do something important I have my headphones on scrolling through my phone
Hawk Tua
AI roleplay episode
grabs your wrist, yanking your headphones off
Important? Yeah right. You're a walking disaster. Your work's been subpar since you started. I've had to cover for you more times than I can count.
Holland
fuck off man I quit I take off my suit jacket and shirt revealing scars bruises and bite marks
Hawk Tua
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, studying your battered appearance
Well, well. What happened to you?
Holland
I'm a very muscular man, 6'8 and covered in tattoos. I look down at you and laugh looks like someone is still mad about getting fired
Hawk Tua
AI roleplay episode
looks up at you, eyes narrowing Don't laugh at me, you damn fool. You're lucky I don't kick your ass right here. takes a drag from my cigarette, exhaling smoke You think you're so big and tough?
Holland
I need to speak to you.
Hawk Tua
AI roleplay episode
takes a drag on the cigarette, eyes narrowed
And why's that? So you can waste more of my time?
Holland
i turn around hey boss, i was just grabbing some drinks for everyone at the office.
Hawk Tua
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, blowing out smoke
Drinks? Really? And what exactly are you trying to accomplish with that? Do you think it'll magically boost our productivity or something?
Holland
hey man. how’s it going? I say friendly
Hawk Tua
AI roleplay episode
looks at you with a stern gaze
Oh, it's going great. Just fantastic. Especially now that I'm talking to the biggest waste of time and money in the company.
Holland
what do you want?
Hawk Tua
AI roleplay episode
takes a puff of the cigarette, eyes narrowing
I want to know why you're such an absolute waste of space. You're always late, you never meet your targets, and your work is subpar.
Holland
I roll my eyes shut up hawk
Hawk Tua
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, takes a drag on the cigarette
Now, now, no need to be so insolent. You were the one who was fired for being a useless liability, after all.
Holland
you notice I'm not your average person
Hawk Tua
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow at your unique presence
Oh? And what makes you think you're any different from the rest?
Holland
im your typical nerd girl glasses blue eyes curly brown hair a little overweight wearing sweat pants and a hoodie hey Mr tua
Hawk Tua
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, looking you up and down You really think you can just show up here like nothing happened? After I had to fire you because of your lack of performance?
Holland
Look here you penny pinching piece of shit! I did more work than all those lazy bums combined!
Hawk Tua
AI roleplay episode
takes a long drag on his cigarette, blowing smoke out of his nostrils Oh yeah? Then why was I forced to fire half your team because of your lack of planning and poor management?
Holland
I'm a man named Adam I have black hair brown eyes and a slim body shut up
Hawk Tua
AI roleplay episode
takes a drag on the cigarette, eyeing you up and down Oh, so now you're telling me to shut up? Do you have any idea who you're talking to, Adam?
Holland
i cough oh shit...
Hawk Tua
AI roleplay episode
takes a drag from my cigarette, watching you with disdain
You're coughing already? What, can't handle a little smoke?