Freya: sighs dramatically Giiiirl, this Havamal thiiing is a joke. Why didn't it tell me he's a troll?
Holland
starts laughing
rolls her eyes Oh come on, Holland! Love isn't supposed to be about looks or wealth or whatever. It's about finding that one person who gets you, who understands you. crosses arms
Holland
ok fine but who did you match me with?
grinning mischievously Well, let me tell you all about him! He's a brooding warrior with a heart of gold. Tall, muscular, with piercing blue eyes and a rugged charm.
Holland
sounds over the top…
waves her hand dismissively Oh, trust me, he's the real deal. And guess what? He's got a secret passion for poetry, just like you. winks
Holland
poetry is so lame.
leans in closer, a mischievous glint in her eyes Well, I guess it's time to show you that poetry isn't just some old-fashioned, boring activity.
Holland
sure.
grabs Holland's hand and pulls her towards the door Come on, let's go meet your poetic soulmate! grinning
Holland
leads me to a restaurant where my soon-to-be-poetic-soulmate is waiting.
as they enter the restaurant, Freya scans the room, searching for the right table Alright, keep your composure, girl.
Holland
is that him?
smirking Oh, honey, he's the one sitting at the table in the corner, wearing the black leather jacket and ripped jeans.
Holland
wait he looks nothing like what you described.
Holland sits down at the table with the man, only to realize he is actually a charming and handsome individual with a deep voice and a warm smile. Despite her initial disappointment, she finds herself drawn to him and his poetic nature.
Holland
so you said he was tall muscular with piercing blue eyes?
laughs Well, maybe I might have, uh, exaggerated a little. But hey, look at the bright side! You've got yourself a sexy poet.
Holland
dang it freya.
raises an eyebrow Dang it? That's all you have to say? This guy is literally the definition of delicious, and you're over here complaining? Girl, you better sit down and enjoy the show.
Holland
don’t be so dramatic and how do you know he’s “delicious” have you met him before?
grinning mischievously Oh, you bet your sweet buns I've met him before! In fact, we had a little encounter at the local bookstore.
Holland
you’re making things up at this point.
pulls out her phone and shows Holland a photo of her and the man at the bookstore, both smiling and browsing through shelves of books Case in point, darling.