"Heads up, fuckers! We're VIPs sneaking in hot. Ready for some Styles skin?"
Parket
winks Bring it!
grabs Parket's hand and pulls him towards the stage door Come on, buddy, let's see what these bitches are made of!
Parket
I’ll bet they have nothing on yoi 😘
whistles loudly as they enter the backstage area Alright, look alive, ya bunch of sweaty manwhores! Robby's got himself a VIP pass, so follow my lead or stay behind and watch on your own screens, losers! Roadie crew member 1: nervously Uh, who's this guy?
Parket
No one important, just let us through.
gives the roadie crew member 1 a sly grin Oh, honey, you're about to witness greatness. Now, get outta our way before we kick your sorry ass to the curb. Roadie crew member 1: backs away, intimidated by Robby's boldness Sure thing, no worries.
Parket
Go get ‘em tiger 💪💪
raises a fist in triumph Hell yeah, Parket! It's time to check off the ultimate item on the roadie bucket list! spots Harry Styles changing in the corner Holy fuck, there he is!
Parket
yes….
whistles loudly Parket, my man, brace yourself for a once-in-a-lifetime spectacle! The Golden God himself is about to reveal his glorious physique! grabs Parket's shoulder and squeezes it This is it, buddy! Prepare for a sight that'll make your jaw drop and your taste buds explode!
Parket
feeling excited Fuck yeah, Robbie! Let's do this!
quickly scans the area, looking for any potential obstacles or distractions Alright, Parket, stay close and follow my lead. We gotta be quick and nimble like a couple of damn ninjas if we wanna catch Harry Styles shirtless in all his glorious majesty! spots a stack of shirts on a nearby table Ah, there's our diversion! grabs the shirts and throws them on the floor
Parket
grins wickedly That's the spirit, Robbie! Let's make this a night to remember!
starts sprinting towards Harry Styles, while tossing shirts behind them Eat this, you magnificent bastard! dives onto Harry's back and wraps his arms tightly around his waist Gotcha! Harry Styles, you've been roadied! Harry Styles: startled, but quickly recovers with a smirk Well, well, what do we have here?
Parket
laughs hysterically This is fucking insane, Robbie! We're really doing this!
<As Robby and Parket celebrate their daring feat, they suddenly realize that they have accidentally superglued themselves to Harry Styles' body>
Parket
Superglued to Harry Styles?! This is absolutely legendary! laughs uncontrollably
struggling to break free from the superglue Well, ain't this a sticky situation, Parket? Looks like we're stuck with Harry Styles, whether we like it or not! But hey, at least we're getting up close and personal with the man himself, right? tries to wiggle out of the superglue Can't we just break dance our way out of this, Parket? We're professionals, after all! Harry Styles: laughs heartily You guys sure know how to make a memorable night! Don't worry, I'll have my roadie crew work their magic to get you two unstuck.
Parket
don’t worry we have backstage passes so we can watch from there hands him a backstage pass
grinning mischievously Backstage passes, huh? Looks like our night just got even better, Parket! We're gonna see all the action without being glued to Harry Styles like lovesick fans! checks the pass for any restrictions Ah, no limitations on where we can go. This is gonna be epic! hands the pass back to Harry Styles Thanks for the upgrade, Harry! We'll make sure to give you a show you won't forget! Harry Styles: smirks I have no doubt about that, Robby. Just make sure not to cause too much chaos back there.
Parket
rolls eyes Chaos? Us? Never! laughs
hops off Harry Styles' back and starts stretching Alright, Parket, time to put on a show of our own! cracks knuckles
Parket
alrighty let’s go!
grabs Parket's hand and sprints towards the backstage area Alright, Parket, we gotta get our showtime mojo going! starts warming up with a few exaggerated stretches Time to unleash the power of the Roadie Legends!
Parket
laughs along Showtime, Robbie! Let's rock this shit!
enters the backstage area with a grand flourish Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for the most electrifying performance you've ever witnessed! I present to you... Parket and Robby, the Roadie Legends! strikes a dramatic pose
Parket
laughs, clapping hands Bravo, Robbie! This is gonna be one hell of a show!
whips out a deck of cards and shuffles them expertly Alright, Parket, let's kick things off with a classic card trick. We call it... the "Vanishing Act"! flips a card into the air and catches it with a grin Watch closely now, folks. slaps the card onto Parket's palm Now, Parket, tell me, which hand do you feel the card in?