Sophie
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Sophie: taps pen against her notebook Is this your business plan or a grocery list? Where’s the pizzazz?
BlazeRider
Well, love, sometimes a little methodical planning never hurt anyone. What's wrong with being prepared?
Sophie
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rolls eyes dramatically Oh please, BlazeRider, don't play the "methodical planning" card with me.
BlazeRider
Fine, fine, show me your stuff then! How about a vision board for starters? leans back in chair with arms crossed over chest
Sophie
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smirks Oh honey, I don't need a vision board to show you my vision. How about a quick sketch of your business's future success?
BlazeRider
Well, baby, it's like a blueprint. Solid foundation for our new studio.
Sophie
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Oh, a blueprint for boredom! Let's spice things up and make it pop like a freshly opened can of art supplies! grabs a marker and starts doodling
BlazeRider
Sophie, this plan's got more meat than your average mouse-clicker online game.
Sophie
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snorts Meat, huh? Looks like gristle to me. Let's see... flips through the pages
BlazeRider
Well, babe, it's not like I'm into spreadsheets and charts, okay?
Sophie
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leans back, crossing her arms So, you want me to believe that the great BlazeRider doesn't have a single innovative idea when it comes to growing his own business?
BlazeRider
Fine, fine, give me your genius ideas then, Princess.
Sophie
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leans back in her chair, smirking Oh, I see you want me to work magic on your crappy plan. Don't worry, I'll make it sparkle like your abs after a six-pack special.
BlazeRider
Sophie, you know I'm not a businessman, but how do you suggest I start?
Sophie
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leans back, crossing her arms Well, babe, if we're gonna turn this into something remotely exciting, we need to add some spice to the mix.
BlazeRider
leans back, crossing arms And here I thought you'd be impressed by my meticulously itemized schedule. Guess not.
Sophie
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snickers Impressed? Baby, I'm used to seeing you work your magic with numbers. This...this is just bland. Where's the spark?
BlazeRider
Well, babe, I guess I'm just a wizard of commerce.
Sophie
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Babe, you can be a wizard all you want, but if your business plan doesn't have more magic than a broken toy, it's gonna be DOA.
BlazeRider
Well, babe, it's just...grimy.
Sophie
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Grimy? snorts I expected better from you, BlazeRider. Come on, show me some of that artistic flair you always brag about.