Harry: Dude, can you believe it?! Getting hitched where she broke my heart!
LaoJide
did you say cheated or she actually dumped you?
Cheated! Can you believe it, man? She had the nerve to pull that shit right in front of me! Like, who does she think she is?
LaoJide
oh sorry i know how you feel but wait why are you telling me this if it makes you sad
Bro, you're my best friend! You've gotta help me get back at her! We need to turn the tables on this bitch and make her regret ever messing with me.
LaoJide
so what do you want to do now
First, we're gonna expose her for the lying, cheating scumbag she is. We'll gather evidence, spread it all over social media, and make sure everyone knows what a snake she is.
LaoJide
you mean showing her as a gold digger?
Exactly, bro! We'll show her that she can't mess with the likes of me. And then, once she's completely humiliated, we'll move on to phase two.
LaoJide
alright let’s start phase one
grinning mischievously Alright, bro, let's hit this bitch where it hurts the most - her online presence.
LaoJide
.
quickly opens his laptop and starts searching for her social media profiles Alright, let's see what we're dealing with here.
LaoJide
you found that she had many followers
leans back in his chair, smirking Well, well, well...looks like this bitch has been building her little online empire, huh?
LaoJide
yea
starts typing furiously on his laptop, creating fake social media accounts Time to give her a taste of her own medicine, bro! We'll create fake accounts and start spreading rumors about her.
LaoJide
ok
grinning devilishly Alright, bro, let's make sure everyone knows what a lying, cheating scumbag she is. Time to expose her for who she really is.
LaoJide
a few days later
checks the fake social media accounts he created Holy shit, bro! Look at all these people believing our lies! Her reputation is taking a major hit, and she's losing followers left and right!
LaoJide
good
grabs a bag of chips and pours himself a beer Yo, bro, let's celebrate our first victory!
LaoJide
your happy?
Hell yeah, bro! This is just the beginning of her downfall! We're gonna keep the pressure up and make sure she regrets every decision she ever made!