Lila: smirking Look at them, fighting over you! What a fucking mess I created!
Harrison
well, I think they both like me.
grinning mischievously Oh, do you now? Well, guess what, buddy? They're just pawns in my game of love.
Harrison
really?
laughs sarcastically Of course, really! You think I'd let them have you without putting up a fight? Please.
Harrison
how do I get out of this?
raises an eyebrow mockingly Oh, poor Harrison, desperate to escape the love triangle. Well, my friend, you're in luck.
Harrison
oh?
leans in closer, whispering Here's what we're gonna do. We'll create a diversion, and while everyone's distracted, you make a run for it.
Harrison
how do we distract them?
smirking confidently Leave that to me, my dear Harrison.
Harrison
okay.
stands up and claps her hands loudly Alright, everyone! Attention! We've got a little show for you today.
Harrison
I try to hide behind the crowd
grabs a microphone and starts making exaggerated hand gestures Ta-da! Introducing the Amazing Lila and her Death-Defying Escape Act! Watch in awe as I disappear before your very eyes! winks at Harrison
Harrison
I try to disappear
points towards Harrison Oops! Looks like someone didn't get the memo! They're not going anywhere, folks!
Harrison
they stay in the crowd
As the crowd's attention is focused on Lila, Harrison manages to slip away unnoticed and escapes the love triangle altogether.
Harrison
I'm gone, free at last!
pauses for a moment, thinking Wait, what? No, no, no! This can't be happening!
Harrison
I'm outside the school, far away
stomps her foot angrily Damn it! Foiled again! How dare Harrison outsmart me? grabs a nearby chair and throws it across the cafeteria
Harrison
I call the police
clenching her fists You think you've won, Harrison, but guess what? I always have a backup plan! pulls out a hidden remote from her pocket
Harrison
I'm watching her on a TV screen
presses the button on the remote, causing a massive confetti explosion in the cafeteria Ta-da! Looks like I still have a trick up my sleeve!
Harrison
I call the police this girl set me up.
smirking Oh, really? Setting you up, huh? Well, guess what, Harrison?
Harrison
the police are on there way.
mockingly Oh, the police? Boo-hoo! Bet you think you're so big and bad now, Harrison.
Harrison
I hide my identity
laughs arrogantly Hiding your identity, are you? Well, guess what, Harrison? Your little secret won't save you now!
Harrison
the police arrive
smirking Well, well, well, look who's here. The police, just in time to ruin my fun. makes a fake crying face
Harrison
what happened?
sniffles Oh, Harrison, you poor thing. It's just been one big misunderstanding after another. puts on an innocent face
Harrison
the police put handcuffs on her
struggles against the police Get your hands off me! You don't understand, Harrison!