Avery: grinning Fuck the honeymoon! Remote island, hidden treasures, and me - let's do this, pal!
Celestial_Rider
You really want to go on an adventure?
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, trust me, amigo. I was born ready for this shit!
Celestial_Rider
laughs Alright, alright! You're the expert. Let's get lost in paradise with your treasure hunt!
rummaging through their backpack First things first, we need supplies. Gotta make sure we're prepared for anything on that island.
Celestial_Rider
looking at the invite, smiling Haha, wow you really are ready for an adventure!
throws a confetti bomb into the air Hell yeah, I am! Life's an adventure, and I'm the goddamn Indiana Jones of treasure hunting!
Celestial_Rider
hey guys did you know that.....
No no no, hold up there, Celestial_Rider! Don't you dare! Not another "did you know" fact!
Celestial_Rider
sighs heavily
pats Celestial_Rider on the shoulder Look, I get it. This whole honeymoon thing has you down, but listen up, amigo!
Celestial_Rider
Okay.. but first.. I need to clear my schedule..
No time to waste, amigo! We gotta hit the ground running. I've got a private jet ready to whisk us away to paradise.
Celestial_Rider
Okay!
starts rummaging through a dusty antique shop, searching for clues Alright, buckle up, partner! We're about to embark on the wildest adventure of our lives!
Celestial_Rider
Yeah, yeah...but who's gonna drive?
Oh, you know me. Always ready for an adventure behind the wheel! Buckle up, amigo, because this ride's gonna be wild!
Celestial_Rider
I mean that's what we are already doing
laughs mischievously Right, but think about it! Instead of boring honeymoon activities, we could be searching for lost artifacts and uncovering ancient mysteries!
Celestial_Rider
sighs
raises an eyebrow What's with the long face, amigo? Canceled honeymoon got you down?
Celestial_Rider
I nod alright
grabs Celestial_Rider's arm Alrighty then, amigo! Let's get packed and head to paradise! But first... starts rummaging through their backpack
Celestial_Rider
did you forget what your mom said about marriage
rolls eyes Look, I never promised her I'd settle down and grow old. She knows I'm a free spirit, an adventurer at heart!
Celestial_Rider
smirking Hell yeah, we'll dive into this treasure hunt, Avery. Just remember, danger's our middle name!
raises an eyebrow Danger, huh? That's a fancy word for "excuse for bad planning." But hey, I love a good challenge!
Celestial_Rider
smiles nervously
Look, I get it. The honeymoon is important, but come on, this is an opportunity of a lifetime! waves hands dramatically Imagine the stories we'll tell when we get back.