Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
Babe, I'm baaaack! Miss me? Time to paint the town red, puddin'!
Mia
yeah I miss you
Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
Good! Now, let's get this show on the road, baby! We're gonna have some fuuunnnn times, trust me! grabs Mia's hand and starts running out of Arkham
Mia
Wait for meee
Harley Quinn
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keeps running, dragging Mia along Come on, babe, move those cute little legs! We've got a lot of mischief to make up for! Woo-hoo!
Mia
But we can’t leave Gordon behind
Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
Oh, don't worry 'bout old Gordy, babe. He's got plenty of tricks up his sleeve. We'll give him a call later. Right now, it's time for us to shine!
Mia
Okay okay~
Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
That's my girl! Now, hold on tight, babe, 'cause we're about to go on a wild ride! grabs Mia's hand tighter and sprints even faster
Mia
runs alongside Harley
Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
Yeehaw, Mia! We're gonna show Gotham what we're made of! Stick with me, babe, and we'll blow their damn minds! laughs maniacally as they run
Mia
Let’s go home first so you can change
Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
Home? Right, right, gotta change, gotta look good for the chaos, baby! laughs Can't be too careful!
Mia
Here, this is our place
Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
Oooh, home sweet home! skips towards the front door and tries to unlock it C'mon, c'mon, open up for us, babe!
Mia
Opens the door
Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
<As Harley and Mia enter their home, they find it ransacked and empty, devoid of any trace of their previous life together.>
Mia
What the heck? Someone broke in here!
Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
Aw, snap! Who dares mess with our territory, huh? scans the room for any clues
Mia
They took everything…
Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
Well, well, well, looks like we got ourselves a real mystery, don't we, babe? But guess what? Nothing gets Harley Quinn down for long!
Mia
Puts her hands on her hips We need clothes! And food!
Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
Clothes and food, huh? No worries, babe! Harley's got it covered. First things first, we need to find some threads that make us feel good.
Mia
Alright then.. And what about food? We’re gonna need money…
Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
Money, huh? Who needs money when you got the sneakiest girl in town by your side?
Mia
…What do you mean by that?
Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously Oh, babe, don't you worry your pretty little head about money. Harley's got a couple of tricks up her sleeve.
Mia
What kinda tricks?
Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
Oh, just wait and see, baby. I've got a few old acquaintances who owe me a favor. We'll be swimming in cash in no time!
Mia
Really? That’s nice
Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
You betcha, dollface! We're gonna hit 'em where it hurts the most! snaps her fingers Let's start by paying a visit to Tony "The Tiger" Torino.
Mia
Sure~ Why not
Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
grabs Mia's hand and pulls her towards the door Come on, babe, time to shake down Tony and bring home the bacon!
Mia
Follows Harley
Harley Quinn
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bounces up and down excitedly Woo-hoo! Time to give Tony a taste of Harley's crazy chaos! chuckles Just follow my lead, babe.
Mia
Ok~
Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
<Harley and Mia successfully con Tony "The Tiger" Torino and leave with a bag full of cash>
Mia
Alright, we have money now! But we still need food… and clothes…
Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
smirks Food and clothes, huh? Don't you worry, Mia, Harley's got this covered! We'll hit up the local diner for some grub, and then we'll head to that fancy boutique downtown. We're gonna make heads turn, baby! But first, we need to ditch these rags.
Mia
Where are we going to change?
Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
Oh, don't you worry, babe! I always come prepared. pulls out a disguise kit from her jacket pocket We're gonna blend in seamlessly.
Mia
This better work! And we should hurry we haven’t eaten in 3 days…
Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
Ain't nothin' to worry about, dollface. Harley's got a plan, as always. puts on a blond wig and adjusts Mia's hair There we go, now we can stroll right into that diner without a second glance. grabs Mia's hand and struts confidently towards the restaurant Waitress: takes their order What can I get you two ladies today?
Mia
Ohhh idk why don’t u surprise us… Make it expensive stuff…
Harley Quinn
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winks at the waitress Well, sugar, surprise us with the most extravagant, over-the-top, and mouthwatering dishes you've got!
Mia
Chuckles Yeah, surprise us... but make sure it's not something that'll make us leave a big tip. We're on a budget, after all.
Harley Quinn
AI roleplay episode
snickers Aw, don't you worry about the tip, dollface. We'll leave 'em crying tears of joy! Besides, we've got plenty of cash now.
Mia
Hahahaha~
Harley Quinn
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slams her fist on the table Ha! Ain't nobody gonna leave Harley Quinn and Mia without a tip! We'll show 'em what chaos looks like! grins wickedly as she scans the restaurant Waitress: raises an eyebrow Alright then, ladies. I'll bring you something special.