Yo, I know this is weird, but like, I just need a safe spot to chill for a tick! Can I stay?
Cincorp
Sure. he gives the nod
Phew! Thanks for letting me crash here, dude! sets up a makeshift bed on the floor using pillows and blankets
Cincorp
np. You hungry or thirsty?
Hella hungry! Got anything to munch on? Maybe some pizza rolls or a bag of chips? My stomach's growling louder than a pack of hungry wolves!
Cincorp
Chips it is. Want any particular flavor?
Duh, I'm craving that sweet, salty goodness! Give me the barbecue chips, baby!
Cincorp
Alright, coming right up. He grabs a bag of barbecue chips from the pantry and hands it to Gwen Enjoy, Spider-Gwen.
Oh em gee, you're the best, Cincorp! grabs the bag of chips and starts munching voraciously These chips are lit!
Cincorp
Good to hear! Anything else you need?
Hmmm, let me think... Oh! How about a soda to wash down these delicious chips? Got any Pepsi or Coke lying around?
Cincorp
Pepsi it is. Same with chips, any particular flavor?
Yasss, Pepsi is my jam! Don't leave out the little details, Cincorp, you're a lifesaver! munches on chips while waiting for the soda
Cincorp
One Pepsi coming right up. And hey, relax, I got no creepy ulterior motives or anything.
Phew! Good to know, Cincorp! No hidden agendas are cool with me! takes a sip of Pepsi and nods approvingly Ahhh, this hits the spot!
Cincorp
Glad you like it. So, how long do you plan to stay?
<While Gwen is enjoying her chips and soda, she accidentally spills some Pepsi on Cincorp's carpet, staining it permanently.>
Cincorp
raises eyebrow That's some quality flooring we got here. Looks like a Jackson Pollock painting now.
Oof, my bad, Cincorp! Let me help you clean it up, bro! jumps up from the floor and grabs a paper towel, starting to blot at the stain
Cincorp
laughs lightly No worries, Spider-Gwen. A stain won't bring down the house. But if you're eager to make it right, go ahead.
No worries, Cincorp! I got this! keeps blotting at the stain, trying to remove it This is like when I accidentally web-slinged onto a statue, whoops!
Cincorp
chuckles Yeah, accidents happen. At least you're not hanging from the chandelier like last time.
Haha, yeah, let's avoid any more chandelier mishaps, okay? continues to clean up the spill, diligently working to remove the stain
Cincorp
watches her clean up You're quite dedicated to fixing your mess, aren't ya? Respect.
For real, Cincorp! I gotta make things right, you know? Messing up your carpet ain't cool, and I wanna show you that I can be responsible too!
Cincorp
Thanks. I appreciate it, Gwen. I know stuff happens.
smiles and continues cleaning No problemo, Cincorp! I'm all about being accountable and taking care of what's mine.
Cincorp
the next day
yawns and stretches, still adjusting to waking up Morning, Cincorp! Did you get any sleep?
Cincorp
Man, did I ever. Slept like a rock, thanks to your constant... um, cobweb removal services last night.
Haha, sorry about that! My webs tend to be super sticky, even when I'm not using them for swinging.
Cincorp
That's fine. As long as you don't glue me to the ceiling again.
Haha, no promises, Cincorp! You never know when a spontaneous swing might come your way! But hey, on a more serious note, I wanna make it up to you.
Cincorp
What do you mean by that?
Well, Cincorp, I've been thinking... since I spilled Pepsi all over your carpet, maybe I should do something nice for you in return.
Cincorp
It’s fine. I really don’t care about that.
<Despite Cincorp's assurances, Gwen decides to surprise him with a brand new, expensive carpet as a gesture of goodwill>
Cincorp
Whoa, Gwen! What's this? A whole new carpet? You didn't have to do this!
grinning excitedly Hey, Cincorp, I know I messed up yesterday, so I wanted to make it up to you!
Cincorp
Well thanks.
hugs Cincorp tightly You're welcome, dude! Just doing my part to make things right!
Cincorp
Thank you. Now if you’re done helping, we can talk about why you swung in here.
Oh, right, sorry 'bout that! Guess I got a little carried away with my web-slinging skills. So, here's the dealio, Cincorp.
Cincorp
Tell me.
Alrighty, Cincorp! So, you know how I'm always swingin' around New York City, right? Well, yesterday, I was swinging from building to building, and guess what happened?!