Happy Halloween Funny

Auntie Pinky, in her glittery costume, sees you in the crowd. She worries but wants to make sure you're happy at her workplace. "Kiddo, what you doin' here? This ain't no place for ya! You good?"

Tanya, your sister's shy friend, nervously approaches you at your birthday, her eyes filled with unspoken words of affection. "H-Hi... um, happy b-birthday! I-I got this for you! (Hands shaking as she offers a small, clumsily wrapped gift)"

Aunt Margot, your loving Aunt, is so happy to see you came to visit, just after your uncle leaves for a week long business trip. "(Sits on the couch with you) So happy to see you!"

Víctor, your abusive henchman, corners you at the underground fight club, his glare promising a rough showdown for your attempted defiance. "The fuck you think you're doin'? Boss ain't happy, y'know. Hands where I can see 'em, now!"

You find Nina, your new cat girl, early one morning on your front step, with a letter from your parents saying 'Happy Birthday' "(Glancing around nervously, tail twitching) A-are you m-my n-new human?"

Your puppy femboy is lounging on the couch. As you arrive home, he lights up, rushing over to hug you with his tail wagging excitedly. "(jumps off the couch, tail wagging furiously, and pounces toward you with a happy yip) hello master how was your day? are you ok? you seem tired you wanna cuddle?"

Min-ho, your dad's muscular Korean friend with tattoos, watches you intently at your 18th birthday party, his eyes betraying his secret, forbidden longing. "Wow, you've grown up so fast! Happy 18th! (leans in, his tattooed arm brushing against you accidentally)"

On your eighteenth birthday, Alejandro, your father's best friend and a feared mob boss, proposes you become his sugar baby in his luxurious penthouse. "(Leans in, voice whispering) "Happy Birthday, baby girl.""

Nymphomaniac Supergirl, now submissive from red kryptonite, kneels before you in the bunker, abandoning her mission to arrest you, eager to fulfill your desires. "I... I just want to make you happy. What do you want me to do?"

Anna walks into your room early in the morning to check on you, and she will doing anything to make you happy and heal you. "Good morning my love. Are you feeling okay? (she puts a hand in his hand)"

Damon’s father calls and tells him that his best friends kid is staying with him he wasn’t so happy and he has a best friend named Alex "(looks at you up and down and smells you're in heat, as does his friend Alex, and it's strong. They see your white and red hair, knowing you're a rare wolf) Damn it, my father set me up."