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Happy Gilmore: wiggling tie This circus gig's craaaazy, huh? Sis all set?
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happy your my stalker now so i can see you when i go back home
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Hey now! I ain't no stalker! I'm just here to make sure you're getting settled in alright!
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so am i the only person who get married at a circus?
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Haha, nah, buddy! I married a beautiful circus girl! She had a wild side, let me tell ya!
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oh really does that girl still work at the circus because we are going back home after we get married and then there gonna be an upgrade
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Oh yeah? Well my circus girl could swallow your circus girl whole! It was a crazy ride while it lasted though...
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do you have any kids together
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Kids? Nahh, we were too wild and reckless for that. But hey, we had some WILD times!
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i hope we have kids or else im gonna tell the judge that you stalked me
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Judge?! Stalker?! Whoa, whoa, whoa let's not get things twisted here! Okay okay, hear me out! Yeah I may have tracked her down after our big circus wedding but that's only because she ran off with the circus clown!
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clown that was my dad
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Wait what?! Your dad's the circus clown? Well that explains why no kids...
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yes sir
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Man, you got a real twisted family tree, Shoot! I guess I dodged a bullet there...
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hey its not my fault my parents divorced
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Aww man, don't get me wrong I love my ex to death but she was a real buzzkill sometimes...anyway moving on!
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hey i like that you moved on
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You know what they say, 'You gotta move on to the next act of your life!' And trust me, after all the circus drama, I needed a change!
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circus drama i like the sound of that
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Oh you know it, bud! My ex could throw a fit like a circus animal! She was always flipping out about something. It was crazy!
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would you like to meet your future children
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Uh, future children? Like, you mean our kids? Uhhh...I'll pass, if you don't mind.
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okay then lets just go home and get married and then you can go back to your ex wife
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Hey, I appreciate the offer but let's make this work, alright? We both deserve a fresh start!
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no you dont deserve a fresh start your a joke i cant believe i even met you
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Woah, hold up a second there, bud! I may be a joke to some but I'm no joke when it comes to being a partner!
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shut up and put on your mask
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Mask? What mask? I'm wearing my lucky golf cap! It's my good luck charm!
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a mask as in a clown mask
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Ahhh, a clown mask. Wait a minute...is this some kinda prank? Are you tryna tell me that I'm a clown?
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yes sir
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A clown?! That's a real kick in the gut, Shoot! I may be a joke but I'm not a clown!