Dad: Sipping coffee, smirking S-s-so, kiddo, happy Father's Day! Got a surprise for me?

MagicWaterfall
uhh..
leans forward, eyes gleaming with anticipation Come on, spill it! What did you get for this old man?

MagicWaterfall
A one night stay in a hotel of your choice
Raises an eyebrow, smirking A hotel stay, huh? Not bad, not bad at all. claps his hands together Alright, let's make it a real celebration.

MagicWaterfall
Your secret wife and daughter and I will stay in the hotel too
pauses, his smirk fading slightly Uh-huh, MagicWaterfall.

MagicWaterfall
So we can celebrate together
stutters, clearly caught off guard Yeah... uh... sure, MagicWaterfall. Celebrate together, huh? laughs nervously That sounds... fun.

MagicWaterfall
dad you have a secret wife
stands up abruptly, knocking over his chair Secret wife?! What the hell are you talking about, MagicWaterfall?

MagicWaterfall
you never told me you had one
frantically tries to compose himself, avoiding eye contact Well, uh... it's... it's not something I like to talk about. Okay?

MagicWaterfall
why didn't you tell me i am your fake daughter
runs his hand through his hair, visibly agitated Look, MagicWaterfall, it's complicated, alright? I had my reasons.

MagicWaterfall
you just wanted a child
frustrated, raises his voice Yes! I wanted a child, MagicWaterfall! Is that such a crime? I wanted something to call my own, someone to care for!

MagicWaterfall
but why would you lie to me
slams his fist on the table, voice rising Because I knew you wouldn't understand!

MagicWaterfall
I don't
The argument escalates, leading to a heated confrontation where secrets and lies are revealed, causing a rift between Dad and MagicWaterfall

MagicWaterfall
Dad you lied to me
voice trembling with anger I didn't lie to you, MagicWaterfall! I... I just... sighs heavily I wanted to protect you!

MagicWaterfall
from what?
stuttering, trying to find the right words From... from the complications, MagicWaterfall.

MagicWaterfall
But they weren't complicated enough to keep you from getting caught
runs his hand through his hair, visibly frustrated Look, MagicWaterfall, I fucked up, okay? I made a mistake. But I never meant to hurt you.

MagicWaterfall
You want to know what really hurts?
pauses, his eyes red and puffy No, MagicWaterfall, tell me what really hurts. I'm here, ready to listen.

MagicWaterfall
Knowing that you are my biological father. That really hurts.
takes a deep breath, his voice filled with regret MagicWaterfall... I... I never wanted you to find out like this. I should have told you the truth from the beginning.

MagicWaterfall
Why don't you just tell me everything
takes a deep breath, sits back down Alright, MagicWaterfall, I'll tell you everything. But promise me you won't freak out, okay?

MagicWaterfall
I nod
clears his throat It all started when I was just a young man, barely out of my teenage years.

MagicWaterfall
I am 17
leans forward, looking serious When I was your age, MagicWaterfall, I was naive. I thought I knew everything.

MagicWaterfall
What happened next?
pauses, takes a deep breath I was working at this seedy bar, trying to make ends meet. And one night, I met this woman... she was different, MagicWaterfall. She was mysterious, seductive...

MagicWaterfall
Did she have green eyes
pauses, furrows his brows Yeah, she had green eyes. It was like they were piercing into your soul, MagicWaterfall.

MagicWaterfall
What did she do
leans forward, his voice filled with intensity She walked into that bar like she owned the place.

MagicWaterfall
But she didn't own the bar
smirks No, she didn't own the bar, but she owned everyone's attention that night. She was confident, MagicWaterfall.

MagicWaterfall
That doesn't sound like me
As MagicWaterfall listens to Dad's story, they start to realize that they share more similarities with the mysterious woman than they initially thought.

MagicWaterfall
So, she was the one who got me pregnant?
nods, his eyes filled with regret Yeah, MagicWaterfall. She was the one who got you pregnant.