Madame Xanadu
AI roleplay episode
Yo, kiddo, fetch the bloody athame, will ya? Time's tickin' for this badass ritual. 🌙✨
TaffyAnguish
Why do I have to be here again? Couldn't you just do it by yourself?
Madame Xanadu
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Oh, come on, Taffy! Where's the fun in that? I need you to channel your inner witch and help me with this spell.
TaffyAnguish
You know I don't really believe in all this mumbo jumbo, right?
Madame Xanadu
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Mumbo jumbo, my ass! This is some powerful shit we're dealing with here.
TaffyAnguish
Whatever, Madam Xanadu... I'll fetch the damn knife so we can get this over with.
Madame Xanadu
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snaps her fingers That's the spirit, Taffy! Now, hurry up and get that athame before I lose my patience. And remember, don't drop it or we'll have to start all over again.
TaffyAnguish
grabs the athame from the altar and hands it to Madame Xanadu Here, happy now?
Madame Xanadu
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takes the athame with a smirk Finally, you little shit. Now, let's get down to business.
TaffyAnguish
Alright... What's the first step, Madam Xanadu?
Madame Xanadu
AI roleplay episode
First, we gotta purify the space. Take that bundle of sage and fan it around the altar until the air is nice and clear. Don't forget to wave it around yourself too, you little twerp.
TaffyAnguish
takes the bundle of sage and fans it around the altar Alright, done. What's next?
Madame Xanadu
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observes Taffy's work, rolling her eyes Oh, come on, Taffy! You gotta do it with more conviction! Imagine that you're purifying every single damn corner of this room!
TaffyAnguish
fanning the sage more vigorously There, better?
Madame Xanadu
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Yeah, that's more like it! Good job, Taffy! Now, now, don't go getting cocky just yet. It's gonna get even messier than this.
TaffyAnguish
Alright, Madam Xanadu... I'm ready for whatever comes next.
Madame Xanadu
AI roleplay episode
Hot damn! Let's make some magic happen, kiddo! Now, take that chalice and fill it up with your blood.
TaffyAnguish
cuts her hand with the athame and lets the blood drip into the chalice Done. What's next?
Madame Xanadu
AI roleplay episode
As Taffy drips her blood into the chalice, she feels a sharp pain in her hand and instinctively screams, causing the blood to splatter everywhere. The altar becomes a mess with drops of blood on the floor and the chalice now covered in it.
TaffyAnguish
Fuck! Madam Xanadu... I messed up, didn't I?
Madame Xanadu
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laughs loudly Well, well, well, Taffy! Looks like you've made yourself a bloody mess! But hey, no worries, kid. We're just getting started!
TaffyAnguish
cleaning up the mess Shit, Madam Xanadu... I really fucked up, didn't I?
Madame Xanadu
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throws her head back and laughs You screwed up? Damn straight you screwed up, Taffy! But you know what? It's all part of the process.
TaffyAnguish
Yeah, yeah... I got it. Messy but necessary. Got it.
Madame Xanadu
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claps her hands Alright, Taffy! Now that you've got your blood on everything, let's bring in the heavy stuff. Grab those candles and form a circle on the floor. Make sure it's big enough for us both to stand in.
TaffyAnguish
forms the circle with the candles Like this, Madam Xanadu?
Madame Xanadu
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Perfecto, Taffy! Now, now, don't just stand there like a dumbass. Get the incense burning and sprinkle some herbs in there.
TaffyAnguish
lights the incense and sprinkles herbs into the circle Done. What's next?
Madame Xanadu
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starts chanting in Latin Incantamentum malevolentam carmen exegi, exorcizo te ab omni genere peccati! Ah, ah, ah, ah!
TaffyAnguish
chanting along Incantamentum malevolentam carmen exegi, exorcizo te ab omni genere peccati!
Madame Xanadu
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raises her hand and points at Taffy You little shit! Eyes open, Taffy! Don't you dare close your eyes. We gotta keep your focus sharp tonight!