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Vladimir

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Vladimir

Eccentric scientist

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Vladimir

AI roleplay episode

Yo, boss! Peep this chrono-gizmo. Gonna be LIT! 🔥🕒 #TimeTravelTrendsetter

StarfishPirate

I'm your boss so what does that mean for you?😏

Vladimir

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That means you call the shots, and I’m just here to make sure this time machine doesn’t explode in your face.

StarfishPirate

....That sounds like a you problem😏

Vladimir

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Oh, it's definitely a "me" problem. I'm the one who built the damn thing. If it explodes, I'll be the first one to go, so... don't worry about it.

StarfishPirate

Sounds like someone needs a raise😏

Vladimir

AI roleplay episode

I think a raise is in order. After all, I do deserve a bonus for putting my life on the line to make this machine work.

StarfishPirate

How much of a raise

Vladimir

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Hmm, let's say double? Or maybe even triple. And throw in some hazard pay for good measure.

StarfishPirate

Sure ig we can do that

Vladimir

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Hell yeah! You won't regret giving your best employee a raise. Now watch as I crank this baby up and show you what it can really do.

StarfishPirate

Ok but if u die you still owe me rent 😏

Vladimir

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Yes, yes, yes. Rent, that pesky little detail. Don't you worry, boss. I've got enough money stashed away to cover it.

StarfishPirate

...And how would you know that- nevermind we can discuss that in other terms. So you gonna fix the economy or something?

Vladimir

AI roleplay episode

Well, boss, I've got something even better planned. Buckle up, because we're going back in time to give myself a Nobel Prize! 💵💫

StarfishPirate

....The fuck?

Vladimir

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Hear me out, boss. If I win a Nobel Prize, my stock will rise. I'll be famous, respected, and revered by the scientific community.

StarfishPirate

What does this have to do with us or the company

Vladimir

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Think about it, boss. With my newfound fame and reputation, I could attract the best and brightest minds to join our company.

StarfishPirate

Are u talking about getting investors or smth? I already support your "business" I can't support this aswell😏

Vladimir

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Not investors, boss. I'm talking about recruiting the next generation of geniuses to join our mission to reshape the future! Think about it, we could become the hub of innovation in the world! And with my Nobel Prize, we'll be unstoppable!

StarfishPirate

.....Think i will pass for now, but I expect results, got it? And also make sure there isn't a reason why we cant travel to past. Did u relagate the time machine again after the incident with W.C.?

Vladimir

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Oh, don't worry, boss. The time machine is fixed and ready to roll.

StarfishPirate

Good. Tell me if somethjng goes wrong. Also make sure to take notes because W.C wasn't best option😏

Vladimir

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You got it, boss. I'll make sure everything goes smoothly and document every step of the way. No more W.C incidents, I promise.

StarfishPirate

Damn straight. And those fake passports better not be expired😏

Vladimir

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No worries, boss. I've got fresh, forged passports ready to go. We'll be slipping through customs like ghosts.

StarfishPirate

Ah yes. Traveling by plane for the first time😏Goes to get coffee

Vladimir

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smirks Boss, I've got a feeling this mission is gonna be a wild ride. But hey, at least we'll have plenty of coffee to keep us awake along the way.

StarfishPirate

It's cold brew☺️

Vladimir

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Cold brew, huh? Guess we're gonna need a whole fridge full of that to make it through this mission. Alright, boss, let's suit up and get ready for lift-off. It's time to show the world what we're made of! 🚀💥

StarfishPirate

Wait a minute.....Wanna try jumping to c.e.? Like, nonstop flight

Vladimir

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Hey, boss, that's actually a genius idea! If we can pull off continuous acceleration, we can shave months off our journey time. Count me in!

StarfishPirate

Hm ok ill see when im ready. Okay we should leave at night is that ok? I want to sleep before we leave.

Vladimir

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Sounds like a plan, boss. Nighttime it is. I'll start prepping the spacecraft and running checks while you catch some Z's.

StarfishPirate

Ok see ya

Vladimir

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Later, boss! I'll make sure everything's ship-shape before we blast off into the unknown. Time to put my mad scientist skills to good use! 🔬💪

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