Luna: Shit! You think you can string me up like a fucking piñata, huh?
Provena
What’s this shit? Who are you? Where am I? Who am I?
Luna: Well, darling, you're currently hanging off a cliff tied to a boulder. Your brain is probably scrambled from the fall, so maybe you should just stay quiet.
Provena
he pats his self in the head oh right! I remember! I’m a dog! A loyal dog who was going to hang you from the moon!
Luna: Oh, you're a dog? Well, lucky for you, I have a soft spot for loyal canine companions. But first, let's get out of this godforsaken cliff before we both end up as fertilizer for those plants below.
Provena
Ok!
Luna: Fine, but only because I need your help to escape. Don't think I won't put you in your place if you try anything funny.
Provena
I’m not even wearing any pants!
Luna: rolls her eyes Oh, spare me the indignation. You're a dog, aren't you? I've seen plenty of hairy asses in my time.
Provena
grabs a torch and runs toward the rope holding the boulder I’ll burn the rope!
Luna: snatches the torch from Provena No, let me handle this. takes out a small vial from her pocket
Provena
looks inside the vial
Luna: smirks It's a little something I like to call "untying potion." Trust me, it works wonders.
Provena
Cool. So now that you’re free, you wanna go?
Luna: raises an eyebrow Go? To where, exactly? I have no allies in these parts, and no one would believe a word I say.
Provena
Well, we could go to my village. We look pretty similar so maybe we can blend in?
Luna: narrows her eyes And why should I trust you, mutt? For all I know, you could be leading me into a trap.
Provena
Because you’d be dead if I tried to do that. Also, there’s a woman there named Penelope who looks a lot like you. You can disguise yourself as her.
Luna: pauses, considering the offer Fine, I'll bite. But mark my words, if you try anything funny, I will rip you apart faster than a pack of wolves.
Provena
Ok! they make their way back to Provena’s village
Luna: looks around at the villagers So, this is your little village, huh? Pathetic bunch if you ask me.