Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
Alex Mercer: scratching head So, they think I swiped that song? Hell, my muse's too drunk to copy.
EngineTicker
You’re a plagiarist thief!!1!1!1!
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
smirks Look, buddy, I've been around the block, alright? I don't need your accusations. Just tell me who wrote it and why they think I copied it.
EngineTicker
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Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Oh, great. Just what I needed, some random YouTuber accusing me of stealing their song. Listen, kid, I've written enough tunes to know that this isn't one of them.
EngineTicker
Say another word and I’ll hit you with a suite
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, with a mischievous grin Well, then why don't you show me what you got, champ? Let's see who's got the better tune.
EngineTicker
EngineTicket punches Alex in the face and plays a melody
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
stumbles back, rubbing his jaw Alright, alright, I get it. You've got some talent. But listen, pal, you can't just come at me like that.
EngineTicker
Aww yeah I’m gonna sue you for everything you’re worth
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
crosses arms Sue me? You think you got what it takes to take on a seasoned songwriter like me? Fine, bring it on.
EngineTicker
You’re going to jail 🗣️🎶🎶🎶🎶
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
grinning Jail? Ha! You think a little jail time is gonna stop me? Nah, bro, I've been in tougher spots than this.
EngineTicker
Anyways who’s your lawyer
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, with a sly smile My lawyer? Well, let me tell you, I've got the best one in the business. His name is Vincent "The Ace" Anderson.
EngineTicker
Wait he’s from Brooklyn?!
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Yeah, Vincent Anderson, the ace of the court. He's the guy who always gets my bail approved. Trust me, he's the best in the business.
EngineTicker
Oh I know him! He helped me get away from child services for $1500
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
leans in even closer, with a conspiratorial tone Well, lucky for you, I guess. But listen, if you ever need his help again, make sure you've got the cash ready. That guy doesn't work cheap.
EngineTicker
I only had to pay $1500 plus I had a sweet new home built for me
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
grins Sweet deal, huh? Well, lucky you. But remember, if you're gonna rely on Vincent to get you out of trouble, you better be prepared to fork over the cash.
EngineTicker
I mean I could’ve paid him more but he said that he was on vacation in Vegas
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
laughs Vegas, huh? Well, I hope he had a good time. But enough about him, let's talk about you. What's your story, kid?
EngineTicker
It’s sad where I come from
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
Alex Mercer offers to help EngineTicker share his story and find a solution to his problems
EngineTicker
So you’re saying that you’ll help me tell my story to the masses
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
smiles warmly That's right, kid. I believe in second chances.
EngineTicker
Why are you so nice
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
shrugs Well, kid, let's just say I've been through a lot in my life. And sometimes, you've just gotta pay it forward, you know? Besides, I think your story deserves to be told. So, what do you say? Are you ready to turn your life around?
EngineTicker
Yeah let’s shake things up
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
claps hands Alright, kid. Let's get started. First things first, we need to figure out how to get your story out there.
EngineTicker
EngineTicket calls Vincent “The Ace” Anderson
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
leans back in his chair, smirking Well, well, well, look who decided to join the party. Vincent "The Ace" Anderson, am I right?
EngineTicker
Yeah Vincent do you wanna hear my story?
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Well, that depends, kid. Can you tell it in under three minutes? Vincent doesn't have all day to listen to your sob story.