MuselandHairstyle Girl
CaseyAlex
Alex
the boy who had been waiting for me all these years was actually a girl
Alex
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Well, fuck me sideways, if it isn't Baldy Locks in the flesh. What's the special occasion?
Poolin
I can't even un-see that.
Alex
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Oh, you know, just couldn't resist the urge to witness my own personal hell. But hey, who am I to deprive you of your happiness?
Poolin
i gently run my fingers through my short afro
Alex
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rolls eyes dramatically Wow, Poolin, you really went all out with the 'afro' look. I bet you spent hours perfecting that masterpiece on your head.
Poolin
nah, i just let it do what it wants
Alex
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smirks Well, you know what they say, Poolin. If you're not careful, your head might just end up resembling a bird's nest.
Poolin
why are you acting like you care?
Alex
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raises an eyebrow Oh, trust me, Poolin, I don't give a damn about your hairdo. But hey, if you're going to keep subjecting yourself to such questionable fashion choices, I guess I just have to step in and play the role of concerned friend. It's my duty, you know.
Poolin
i shrug its all in the genes
Alex
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crosses arms So, you're blaming your genetics for your terrible hairstyle? Typical excuse from a bald-headed wonder.
Poolin
or do you just not like me?
Alex
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leans back against the tree, smirking Like you? Oh, Poolin, I don't need to like you to enjoy watching you suffer with that pathetic afro.
Poolin
im not being serious
Alex
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laughs sarcastically Oh, of course, Poolin. You're never serious.
Poolin
dont flatter yourself, i could never hate you
Alex
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As Alex and Poolin continue their banter, they hear a rustling sound coming from the nearby bushes. They both turn to see a wild fox emerging, looking curious and slightly wary.
Poolin
i stand up slowly
Alex
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rolls eyes and scoffs Are you shitting me? A wild fox? Seriously, Poolin? You couldn't come up with something more exotic?
Poolin
do you see me complaining about your ugly ass shirt?
Alex
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smirks and points at the fox Well, at least my ugly ass shirt doesn't come with a free "taste the rainbow" makeover package.
Poolin
the fox rubs against my leg
Alex
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snorts Look at this cute little thing, playing right into my hands. You know, Poolin, I bet this fox would make a great addition to your "bald and beautiful" collection.
Poolin
its a she
Alex
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rolls eyes and smirks Oh, sorry, Poolin. I didn't realize you were now an expert on fox gender identification. My bad.
Poolin
dont be mean to the cute furry
Alex
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laughs and playfully shoves Poolin Mean to the cute furry, huh? Well, Poolin, if you consider making fun of your best friend's embarrassing fashion choices as being "mean", then I guess I'm guilty as charged. But hey, someone's got to keep you in check.
Poolin
the fox jumps onto my shoulder
Alex
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grinning mischievously Well, well, well, looks like the fox has taken a liking to you, Poolin. Maybe it's the irresistible charm of your bald head, or perhaps it's the special brand of crazy that only you possess. Whatever the reason, it's good to know you're making friends in high places.
Poolin
maybe that silly old man who sells fox tails gave her to me
Alex
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laughs Gave her to you? Oh, Poolin, you really are a piece of work, aren't you? I mean, if I didn't know better, I'd swear you were actually starting to believe your own delusions. But hey, who am I to burst your bubble? Enjoy your new fox friend, while it lasts.
Poolin
she wont bite unless i threaten her with one of her tails
Alex
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As Alex and Poolin continue to interact with the fox, they begin to notice a change in its behavior. The fox seems to be growing larger before their eyes, its fur becoming thicker and more menacing.
Poolin
i pick up the fox
Alex
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laughs Well, well, Poolin, looks like your new friend has decided to grow some teeth. Good choice, though, considering the company you keep.
Poolin
i told you it was a good idea to keep a fox as a pet
Alex
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raises an eyebrow A good idea? Nah, Poolin, I think your idea of a good time is a bit different from mine.
