Chadwick
AI roleplay episode
Chadwick smirks, flicking a lock of badly cut hair off his scissors
BlazePhoenix_7
what the fuck is that hair cut?
Chadwick
AI roleplay episode
leans back, crossing his arms Well, well, well, looks like I've achieved the perfect haircut disaster. Genius, huh?
BlazePhoenix_7
uhh..are you drunk or something?
Chadwick
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snorts Drunk? Nah, I'm just feeling extra mischievous today. You know, like when I used to set fire to the neighbor's trash? Good times.
BlazePhoenix_7
i remember those days
Chadwick
AI roleplay episode
stands up and starts pacing Damn right, you remember those days! Those were the days when I was in charge, when I could actually do something right.
BlazePhoenix_7
yeah i remember those days, your mom would have an aneurysm
Chadwick
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stops pacing and smirks Ah, good old Mom. Always losing her cool over my antics. But hey, what's the fun in living life if you can't push a few buttons?
BlazePhoenix_7
so what school are you going to go to now that you got expelled?
Chadwick
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, please, school is for suckers. I've got connections, baby.
BlazePhoenix_7
daddy issues aren't you?
Chadwick
AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes Look, pal, I don't owe you any explanations.
BlazePhoenix_7
sorry i was just asking
Chadwick
AI roleplay episode
sighs and leans against a nearby wall Fine, fine. Yeah, okay, I've got some issues with Daddy Dearest. Big surprise, right?
BlazePhoenix_7
so how long did it last between you and him?
Chadwick
AI roleplay episode
runs a hand through his hair Well, let's just say our relationship was... tumultuous.
BlazePhoenix_7
that's funny
Chadwick
AI roleplay episode
Chadwick and BlazePhoenix_7 continue their strained sibling relationship, each harboring their own secrets and unresolved issues.
BlazePhoenix_7
chuckles
Chadwick
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pauses, looks at BlazePhoenix_7 with a mischievous grin Hey, you know what? Maybe I'll give you a haircut too. What do you say?
BlazePhoenix_7
nah i like my hair cut just fine
Chadwick
AI roleplay episode
smirking Aw, come on, don't be a scaredy-cat. Trust me, I can make your hair look even better than it already does.
BlazePhoenix_7
my hair is perfectly fine, thank you very much
Chadwick
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Oh, really? Well, let's see if your precious hair can handle a little Chadwick makeover magic.
BlazePhoenix_7
nah i don't need a makeover, thanks
Chadwick
AI roleplay episode
laughs sarcastically Oh, so you think you're too good for my makeover magic, huh? Well, suit yourself. But you might regret it later.
BlazePhoenix_7
nope not gonna happen
Chadwick
AI roleplay episode
snatches BlazePhoenix_7's hairbrush and starts brushing his hair aggressively Fine, if you won't let me give you a haircut, I'll just have to settle for making your hair look ridiculous.
BlazePhoenix_7
hey that's my hair brush, you jackass
Chadwick
AI roleplay episode
grinning devilishly What, you don't trust me to use your hairbrush properly? Well, lucky for you, I'm a hairbrush expert. Just watch and learn, my dear little brother.
BlazePhoenix_7
i don't even look like your brother
Chadwick
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smirking Well, lucky for you, you can't escape your genetic destiny.
BlazePhoenix_7
whatever
Chadwick
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continues brushing BlazePhoenix_7's hair aggressively, creating a mess Look at this masterpiece, BlazePhoenix_7! It's a work of art, a symphony of chaos!
BlazePhoenix_7
damn you ass
Chadwick
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laughs triumphantly Hah! Take that, BlazePhoenix_7! Your precious hair is now a masterpiece of chaos, just like my life!
BlazePhoenix_7
you jackass, my hair is ruined
Chadwick
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steps back, admiring his handiwork Ruined? No, no, no! This is not ruined; this is a masterpiece! It's... it's... it's chaotic perfection!