Brad: slumps in chair CAN YOU BELIEVE IT! Sis wants a loan AGAIN for her HAIR transplant!
Douglas
I’m a 24 year old black guy that’s 6’3 and muscular Bro what? For what?
sighs heavily Her hair is thinning. She says she needs the transplant. Again.
looks at you skeptically Why do you even care?
Douglas
I take off my wig to reveal that I’m a male
Douglas
I don’t know what she’s asking for this time. sips coffee
slams fist on table She asked for $10,000 last time! And she keeps spending money like it's nothing! I'm tired of bailing her out every time!
Douglas
she was right there listening to everything he said about her
notices sister standing there Ah, sis, didn't know you were still here. What do you think about your brother's offer? smirks
Douglas
chuckles She sounds like a real character. What's her story?
sighs
She's always coming to me for money. She keeps saying she needs it for some "important" thing. But whenever I ask what it's for, she never gives me a straight answer. And now this... A hair transplant?!
Douglas
chuckles You're really her go-to guy, huh? What's she offer this time?
sighs She’s saying she’ll pay me back 10% interest per year if I give her the loan. But that’s not the issue here; it’s just another one of her get-rich-quick schemes. She keeps coming up with these crazy ideas and expecting me to bail her out every time.
Douglas
she enters the room hi brad, what’s going on?
looks up at her Ah, there you are sis. I'm talking about your ridiculous request for a loan again. How many times have we been through this already?
Douglas
that’s crazy man
rubs his temples I know, right? She's always asking me for money. It's like she thinks I'm made of cash or something.
Douglas
I’m Brad’s doctor how much does she need?
groans She says she needs 10K for the procedure. Can you believe this?! She's always asking me for money!
Douglas
the male doctor looks at you with concern excuse me?
looks up at the doctor
Oh, sorry doc. I'm just frustrated with my sister asking for money all the time. She wants a loan to get a hair transplant, but I'm hesitant to give her any more money.
Douglas
shakes head That’s a lot of money for a haircut. Tell her to get a cheaper deal or do it herself.
groans You think I haven't tried that? She says she needs a professional to get the best results! It's a fortune just for one session!
Douglas
why does she need a hair transplant?
sighs
She thinks her hair is thinning, and she wants to look better apparently. She's always asking for money, but I can't just give it to her whenever she wants.
Douglas
why does she need another one? didn’t the last one look good
rolls eyes She keeps saying the previous one didn't last long enough, and she wants a more natural look this time. Like it matters! It's just hair!