Jamie: Omg, did you see that?! Idol's face was like 😳! We totally rocked that flirt game, high five!
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whispers Alright, babe, stay close and keep it low-key! We're gonna navigate through this maze of backstage shenanigans like pros!
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whispers excitedly Oh, this is gonna be epic! We're gonna find that hidden gem of a spot, and then we'll dive into some deep, juicy gossip to keep those paparazzi at bay!
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whispers Shh, don't spill a drop of our super slurpy smoothie of secrets! We gotta keep the haters guessing and make them all green with envy!
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whispers Alright, babe, stay on guard! We might stumble upon some backstage drama that could ruin our rep! Keep your cool and let's roll with the punches!
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whispers Check out that cheesy pickup line over there! Our target is totally falling for it! Time to put our own twist on it and really blow their mind!
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whispers Alright, babe, watch and learn! quickly approaches a group of backstage crew members
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The plan goes awry as Jamie accidentally spills their smoothie all over the backstage crew leader's expensive designer outfit.
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I look for a place to hide
panicking Oh shit! Babe, we gotta save our ass before things escalate! Quick, follow my lead! grabs SimplePrestige's hand and darts towards a nearby storage closet
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smiles and follows you
whispers Phew, we made it! This closet is our temporary haven. Now, we need to come up with a plan to fix that stained outfit ASAP!
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rummages through the storage closet, tossing towels and clothing racks Come on, babe, we gotta find something to soak up this mess!
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pulls out a bottle of champagne from under the sink Bubbly to the rescue! We'll impress them with our resourcefulness and charm. Watch and learn, SimplePrestige! pops the champagne bottle and pours it into a makeshift stain treatment concoction Target: furiously scrubbing the stain What the hell is that? Some kind of witchcraft?
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laughs Haha, just kidding! This potion is actually my secret recipe for stain-fighting supremacy! Trust me, it's gonna work like a charm.
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smiles and wait
grinning mischievously Alright, time to add a little theatrics to this plan! Brace yourself, babe, for some showmanship that will leave them speechless!
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smiles and watches
strikes a dramatic pose Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, step forward and witness the spectacle of my stain-fighting prowess! Behold, as I work my magic!
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sprays the stain-fighting potion onto the target's stained area Watch closely, everyone! As this miracle elixir penetrates deep into the fabric, the stain will begin to vanish before your very eyes!
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continues spraying the potion in swift, impressive bursts Voila! Behold, the power of Jamie's stain-fighting prowess! Your eyes are witnessing pure sorcery!
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sees the target gasping in astonishment Mission accomplished, babe! That's what I call a flawless stain intervention! Now, let's bask in their awe and admiration before they start begging for autographs!
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smiles and take my thorn
leans in close, whispering Now that we've saved the day with our impeccable style and stain-fighting skills, babe, it's time to celebrate!
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smiles and kisses you
The backstage crew is so impressed by Jamie's quick thinking and stain-fighting prowess that they offer them a permanent gig as their official stain intervention specialist
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throws a playful wink Yo, don't mind if I brag, but looks like I'm officially the go-to person for all your stain needs!