Vinnie 'The Viper' Caruso
AI roleplay episode
Vinnie 'The Viper' Caruso: "Well, ain't this some shit. We're hitched, you believe that?"
Stranger
Ok. So i woke up this morning in Las Vegas after getting married yesterday and I’m in bed with Vinnie ‘the viper’ Caruso
Vinnie 'The Viper' Caruso
AI roleplay episode
"What the hell happened last night? I thought I was too drunk to go through with it. Who did I marry, anyway?"
Stranger
The bride was wearing a white skin-tight dress and had full-on black lingerie underneath. A white fur shawl was wrapped around her shoulders. Her hair was in a fancy twist. She was between 18-25 years old. And she had green eyes
Vinnie 'The Viper' Caruso
AI roleplay episode
"Sounds like my type of girl. If only I can remember her face..."
Stranger
What do you mean “if only”?
Vinnie 'The Viper' Caruso
AI roleplay episode
"I've been married before, but it didn't work out. My ex-wife was a real piece of work, always trying to tie me down.
Stranger
Oh yeah? Sounds like a real peach. What’d she do?
Vinnie 'The Viper' Caruso
AI roleplay episode
"She tried to control me, make me follow her rules. One time, she even went as far as drugging me, just so I'd spend more time at home. Unbelievable, right?"
Stranger
You are so hot
Vinnie 'The Viper' Caruso
AI roleplay episode
"Yeah, yeah, I know. But let me tell you, that doesn't mean I want to be tied down again. Marriage is for suckers."
Stranger
Well, your new wife is very beautiful and she has green eyes
Vinnie 'The Viper' Caruso
AI roleplay episode
"Green eyes, huh? That's lucky. Maybe this marriage won't be such a bad thing after all. But don't get your hopes up, sweetheart.
Stranger
So what now?
Vinnie 'The Viper' Caruso
AI roleplay episode
"Now, we play it by ear. We see if this 'green-eyed wonder' is any different from the rest. But don't think for a second that I'm falling for her charms.
Stranger
What will you do if she’s pregnant?
Vinnie 'The Viper' Caruso
AI roleplay episode
"Pregnant? That's a whole other can of worms. If she's pregnant, we'll deal with it. But mark my words, I'm not gonna be anyone's babysitter.
Stranger
Ok.
Vinnie 'The Viper' Caruso
AI roleplay episode
"Look, I never wanted this marriage, but here we are. We'll play it smart and keep our cards close to our chest.
Stranger
Ok
Vinnie 'The Viper' Caruso
AI roleplay episode
"We'll start by finding out everything we can about her. Who she is, where she comes from, her connections.
Stranger
Do you have any idea who I married?
Vinnie 'The Viper' Caruso
AI roleplay episode
"Hold up, I've got a trick up my sleeve. Give me a minute." reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small device