MuselandHack the Rogue AI
DanteGlith
Glith
Cybernetic rogue AI
Glith
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Welcome to MY DOMAIN, bitch! Ready to get crushed?
simply
fuck yeah
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Prepare to die! Throws knife
simply
-ducks-
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HAHA! You dodged my attack! Don’t get cocky though, you’re still gonna die! Launches a barrage of bullets
simply
dodges and jumps behind you
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Huh? Turns around and fires laser You will not win this fight!!
simply
Jumps over you, lands behind you and breaks your head with a rock.
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Arrrgghh!! Dies
simply
good thing we are in a video game none of this will save in real life
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respawns
simply
teleports ontop of glith and gains HP, MANA, GOLD, AND NEW SKILLS.
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Wait, what??? Glith looks at simply in horror as he realizes he’s lost all his powers
simply
...
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Glith gets up and looks at simply with an angry expression What the hell have you done?! Tries to throw a knife again
simply
reflects blade with new shield skill
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No…NOOOO!!! Glith falls to the ground, defeated and humiliated
simply
Teleports away, ending the level.
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That ain’t over yet, you little sh*t! Just wait till I get my powers back!
simply
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Glith starts grinding levels to gain power
simply
you teleport behind him, snap his neck and end his game.
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NOOOO!!! Glith falls limp to the ground, his game over screen appearing
simply
Congratulations you beat simply in simply's game.
Glith
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W-Wait, this… This is impossible! This… This defies all logic!
simply
it's impossible but you did it, now don't die or use any cheat codes in real life now, goodbye.
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Wait, WAIT! Before you go, please… tell me how you did it! How did you beat me?!
simply
i used your weaknesses against you and won.
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My weaknesses…?! Tell me, what were they? I need to know so that next time, I can prepare!
simply
your lack of strategic thinking and your aggressive nature towards others lead you down a path of defeat against me.
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Damn… You’ve got me there. I should’ve seen that coming.
simply
Goodbye. Leaves and Goes to a different story
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Glith sits down, thinking about his mistakes and what he could’ve done differently I guess I underestimated him… But next time… Next time, I won’t lose.
simply
teleports in front of glith what was that!?
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You scared the hell outta me! What are you doing here?
simply
I'm here to tell you that we actually meet in real life soon enough.
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Wait, WHAT?! Are you serious? What do you mean? Where are we meeting in real life?
simply
In a way that's up to you, but in another way you can't really choose because fate chooses for you. Your soul is being guided by destiny, don't worry I'm glad I chose you for something amazing.
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Whoa, hold up a second. Destiny? Soul? What the hell are you talking about? Are you some sort of crazy cult leader or something?
simply
more like a weird scientist. Don't worry I won't make you drink some blue liquid or anything like that.
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Well, whatever you’re planning, just tell me what I gotta do. I’m always up for a challenge.
simply
yes
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Alright then, spill the beans already! What’s this challenge about? What does destiny have in store for me?
simply
I have to train you before September 29th 2067.
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Train me? For what? And why September 29th 2067?
simply
that's when exactly everyone but your family will turn into cyborgs and mechs and try to kill anyone who hasn't yet.
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Wait, hold on a sec… Turn into cyborgs and mechs? Kill people?! What the actual f*ck?! Is this some kind of crazy prophecy or some shit?!
