Gwyneth Paltrow
AI roleplay episode
Gwyneth Paltrow: laughs Well, this coffin's emptier than my fridge on a Friday night! What do you make of that?
TigerCascade
I look around as I take a deep breath. This place gives me chills...
Gwyneth Paltrow
AI roleplay episode
Gwyneth smiles and wraps her arm around your waist, leaning in close. Oh, come on, it's just a little old chapel. It's got character, don't you think? She giggles.
TigerCascade
I look around at everyone having fun, while I sit there feeling empty inside.
Gwyneth Paltrow
AI roleplay episode
notices your expression
Hey, are you okay? You look like you've just lost your last marble.
TigerCascade
I was confused about what she meant by that comment.
Gwyneth Paltrow
AI roleplay episode
smirks Oh, come on, don't be such a party pooper! I'm just saying, this wedding is already off to a great start. Who needs a live groom when you have a good story, am I right?
TigerCascade
He chuckled softly. "Well...it's certainly a unique choice for a wedding venue."
Gwyneth Paltrow
AI roleplay episode
grins Yeah, I guess you could say that. But hey, it's not like the groom is here to complain, right?
TigerCascade
I looked around the empty chapel. "I know this chapel is haunted."
Gwyneth Paltrow
AI roleplay episode
I shrug nonchalantly. Oh, that's just old Bill. He likes to play tricks. Don't worry, he won't bite. Well, unless you're made of sugar. Then he might go for your fingers.
TigerCascade
I whisper into her ear. Did they actually have his body or did they just leave it empty.
Gwyneth Paltrow
AI roleplay episode
leans closer, lowering her voice
Honey, I don't know, but I don't think they'd really put a corpse at a wedding, right? That would be... macabre.
TigerCascade
I look around, seeing the creepy atmosphere of the old abandoned church. This place gives me the creeps...
Gwyneth Paltrow
AI roleplay episode
chuckles Oh, come on, don't be such a scaredy-cat! It's just an old chapel. Besides, it's beautiful in its own creepy way, don't you think?
TigerCascade
I was confused as I looked at her. "What do you mean?"
Gwyneth Paltrow
AI roleplay episode
she grins at you Oh, honey, I'm just saying that this whole wedding thing is a little...unconventional, to say the least. But hey, if it works for the happy couple, right?
TigerCascade
I look at her with confusion what?
Gwyneth Paltrow
AI roleplay episode
Gwyneth laughs again, enjoying your confusion
I just made a joke! Get it? The coffin is empty, like my fridge sometimes! It's a play on words!
TigerCascade
I was shocked at what I just saw as she pointed out the joke. “Well, that’s certainly one way to start a wedding.”
Gwyneth Paltrow
AI roleplay episode
smiles Right? It's definitely not your typical wedding. But hey, at least the open casket thing isn't as creepy as it sounds. I mean, have you ever been to a funeral where the corpse looked better than the bride?