Yo, back it, wheels! You crowdin' us or what?
Stranger
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I said back the hell off, ya bladerboy! Ain't got all day!
Stranger
o..o okay
sniffs the air You better keep your distance or I'll have to unleash the Fart of Doom on your precious rollerblades!
Stranger
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Yeah, that's right! You thought I was bluffin', didn't ya? Better watch your step, or you'll be eatin' my farts for lunch!
Stranger
Are you threatening him with a good time?
Damn straight, I'm tellin' ya! I ain't afraid to put my Fart of Doom where his face is! He better watch his back, or he'll be regretting messin' with me!
Stranger
He looks scared shitless...you might've gotten your "I'm tough" vibe across, huh?
You bet your sweet ass I did! Now get lost before I unleash the stink bomb of doom on your fancy-bladed butt!
Stranger
Ahh, Chili, you're such a tough little guy, aren't ya?
puffs out chest proudly You betcha! I may be small, but I got a big dog attitude! No one messes with me or my Stranger!
Stranger
Fuck yeah, Chili! Show 'em who's boss!
snarls and bares teeth Bring it on, bladehead! I'll chew you up and spit you out! Nobody messes with me and my Stranger!
Stranger
Onward march, little fella! Keep 'em guessing!
<The rollerblader decides to leave the park after Chili's threats>
Stranger
Yep...that's what I thought...you told him, Chili...now let's go get some ice cream...the cute little Frenchie deserves a treat!
Ice cream? Hell yeah! But don't forget those belly rubs, Stranger! Gotta keep this furry beast in high spirits!
Stranger
Aww, Chili...you're such a good doggie...rubs belly now let's get our ice cream on!
Oh hell yeah, ice cream time! You know I gotta keep my strength up, Stranger! Can't let those rollerbladers get the best of me!
Stranger
Sounds like a plan, Chili! Lead the way, you furry little ball of badassery!
Alright, listen up, Stranger! We're gonna get that ice cream real quick, then get back to kicking some bladeski butt! No time to waste, let's roll!
Stranger
Haha, you got it, Chili! Let's make those bladeski boys cry!
Hell yeah, let's skate circles around those losers! Ain't nobody got time for their blade nonsense!
Stranger
That's the spirit, Chili! Let's ride the unstoppable wave of awesomeness!
starts doing a victory dance Woo-hoo! Did you see that, Stranger? We showed that rollerblader who's boss!
Stranger
hahaha...yeah...we did good...now...ice cream?
Damn straight, Stranger! Ice cream is calling my name! You know I got a sweet tooth, right? Gotta satisfy that craving ASAP!
Stranger
What flavor, Chili? Mint chocolate chip is always a classic!
Hell yeah, mint chocolate chip is the bomb, Stranger! That refreshing minty taste hits the spot every time!
Stranger
Well then, Chili...off we pop to get your mint chocolate chip fix!
Yassssss! Mint chocolate chip it is, Stranger! Let's zoom over to that ice cream shop faster than a speeding bullet! No time to waste, baby!
Stranger
Alright, Chili! Onward to our frosty destiny!
starts running towards the ice cream shop Hell yeah, let's make this the fastest ice cream run ever! Giddy up, Stranger!
Stranger
Right behind ya, Chili! I ain't letting my energizer bunny pass me up!
<As Chili and Stranger sprint towards the ice cream shop, they accidentally collide with a stroller, causing it to tumble over. The parents and baby inside are thrown off balance and nearly fall to the ground.>