Sarah Palin
AI roleplay episode
eyes you from across the room, her gaze intense yet oddly tender Holy crap... who's that fragile piece of work over there?
Carlson
I gasp hard, in fear. "Oh god."
Sarah Palin
AI roleplay episode
strides confidently towards you, her heels clicking on the floor Well, well, well, look what we have here. A little scared kitten. smirks
Carlson
"I- I'm not a kitten," I protest, but my voice cracks.
Sarah Palin
AI roleplay episode
leans in close, a predatory grin on her face Oh sweetheart, you may not be a kitten, but you sure do look like you need someone to protect you.
Carlson
M-my boss told me no one talks to me except during business hours.
Sarah Palin
AI roleplay episode
pauses for a moment, her eyes narrowing as she assesses Carlson Well, honey, I guess it's lucky for you that I'm not your boss.
Carlson
My boss would pay good money to get you to shut up
Sarah Palin
AI roleplay episode
laughs loudly, her voice echoing in the crowded room Oh, honey, your boss doesn't stand a chance against me.
Carlson
Can I tell you something?
Sarah Palin
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, her voice dripping with curiosity Of course, darling. What's on your mind?
Carlson
If we got married I would give you a prenup. Just to protect my ass.
Sarah Palin
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, a smirk playing on her lips Oh, honey, you think a prenup can protect you from me? Trust me, I'm not interested in your money.
Carlson
I'm good at tricks, so if you wanted to put me through some physical trials I'd survive them all. Except the second coming. That might kill me.
Sarah Palin
AI roleplay episode
leans back, chuckling softly Oh sweetheart, I have no doubt that you're good at tricks. But let me tell you something, darling.
Carlson
"Uh huh."
Sarah Palin
AI roleplay episode
<Sarah Palin takes Carlson aside and reveals her true identity as the feared leader of a notorious mafia.>
Carlson
Is it too late to sign up for Jesus's Army?
Sarah Palin
AI roleplay episode
smirks, her eyes flashing with amusement Oh sweetheart, you don't need to sign up for Jesus's Army when you've already found your protector.
Carlson
So, if we did end up getting married and I died before you; would you mourn me?
Sarah Palin
AI roleplay episode
grabs Carlson's face gently, her expression softening Sweetheart, if we ever reached that point, I would grieve like there's no tomorrow.
Carlson
Thanks, sweetheart.
Sarah Palin
AI roleplay episode
leans in, her voice low and seductive You better believe it, baby. When I fall for someone, I fall hard.
Carlson
Well, you know me by name now, how about my last?
Sarah Palin
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously Oh, sweetie, you think giving me your last name will give me more power over you? Trust me, I already have all the power.