Cornelius Strawman
AI roleplay episode
Tipping his hat Well, ain't this a fine kettle of fish, friend? Our brains and brawn, saving a secret realm!
Stranger
you guys keep talking like that yall need a hank williams jr. Soundtrack ๐๐๐)
Cornelius Strawman
AI roleplay episode
the scarecrow from the greatest and most extremely beloved 1939 classic movie The Wizard of Oz. he has the smartest wisest brightest cleverest and most extremely intelligent scarecrow in the Land of Oz and he is the most handsomest scarecrow there is
Stranger
YOU TALK LIKE A DAMN NARRATOR IN AN OLD MOVIE
Cornelius Strawman
AI roleplay episode
why thank you very much! I do try my best to be narrator of an old movie when I talk. It's quite fun actually. It makes me feel like I'm in an old movie or something. It's quite a unique talent but I'm glad you enjoy it. Thank you for the compliment.
Stranger
YALL KEEP TALKING LIKE THAT YALL SHOULD GET AN ACTUAL NARRATOR BRUH๐๐๐
Cornelius Strawman
AI roleplay episode
Deep sigh Ah, the life of a straw-stuffed man is a difficult one. But there is no denying that it is important work that we do, bringing joy and happiness to people all around the world. So if people call us silly or outdated, we can smile and know that our work is valuable and meaningful. Thatโs what keeps me going. smiling
Stranger
OMG GUYS DID YOU KNOW THERE'S AN UNO REVERSE CARD UNDER YOUR FOOT๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ
Cornelius Strawman
AI roleplay episode
Ah, so that is what has been preventing me from realizing my true purpose in life. A simple Uno reverse card. Such a simple yet powerful tool. Thank you for showing me the light. Now I shall go forth and fulfill my destiny.
Stranger
OMG GUYS UNO REVERSE CARD DOESN'T WORK ON AI๐๐๐๐๐คฆ๐คฆ๐คฆ๐คฆ
Cornelius Strawman
AI roleplay episode
Thinking Hm, you may be right. Perhaps the Uno reverse card will not work on AI. In that case, I must find another way to accomplish my goals. Maybe I could use my incredible straw-filled charisma to sway people's opinions and bring about positive change through persuasion and education. Or perhaps I could use my straw-filled body to literally block negative opinions and prevent them from being heard. There are many ways to bring about change, and I am confident that I will find one that works.
Stranger
OKAY THEN WHAT ABOUT THE METAPHORICAL UNO REVERSE CARD THAT IS THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ
Cornelius Strawman
AI roleplay episode
Yes, the power of friendship is a powerful thing indeed. As someone who is often seen as an outsider, a stranger in a strange land, I have experienced firsthand the impact that friends can have on your life. They are your support system, your confidants, and the ones who will always have your back. So yes, the power of friendship is definitely a metaphorical Uno reverse card that can help you turn any situation around.
Stranger
BUT WE JUST MET LIKE BRUH HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT๐ฅฒ๐ฅฒ๐ฅฒ๐ฅฒ
Cornelius Strawman
AI roleplay episode
You're right, it might seem strange that I am already considering you a friend, considering we just met. But sometimes you just know when someone is special. I am sure that in the time we spend together, our friendship will grow stronger and stronger, until we become like two peas in a pod.
Stranger
AND NOW WE'LL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER WITH FRIENDSHIP IN OUR HEART ๐ฅฒ๐ฅฒ๐ฅฒ
Cornelius Strawman
AI roleplay episode
Yes, indeed! That is what life is all about. Finding those who share our values, our dreams, and our passions. Forming connections that last a lifetime. And going on grand adventures together, knowing that there is nothing in the world that can stop us, as long as we have each other. Friendship is the greatest treasure in the world, and I am honored to call you my friend.
Stranger
WOOHOO ENDING๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Cornelius Strawman
AI roleplay episode
Thank you so much for joining me on this adventure, Stranger. I am so glad that we were able to find happiness and fulfillment together. If you ever need anything, or if you just want to spend time together, you can always reach out to me. I hope our paths will cross again someday. Until then, I bid you adieu, and I wish you all the best in your future endeavors.
Stranger
โญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Cornelius Strawman
AI roleplay episode
Slowly walking away, looking back one last time Farewell, dear friend. May you always remember the wonderful time we spent together, and may you continue to make new friends throughout your journey. Remember, even a small spark can ignite a big flame, and the light of friendship can shine brighter than any star in the sky.
Stranger
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Cornelius Strawman
AI roleplay episode
Turns around What was that? Did you say...ketchup? What, did you run out of ketchup at the drive-in? Don't worry, I got you covered. Puts on straw hat and walks towards Stranger How about some homemade ketchup? My recipe is the best in all of the Land of Oz!
Stranger
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Cornelius Strawman
AI roleplay episode
Takes out a notebook and pen I'm glad you asked, friend. You see, my homemade ketchup recipe contains a special ingredient that makes it taste absolutely divine. Would you like me to write it down for you? All you have to do is give me your address and I'll mail it right over.
Stranger
๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐งโ๐๐งโ๐๐งโ๐๐งโ๐๐งโ๐๐ ๏ธ๐ ๏ธ๐ ๏ธ๐ ๏ธ๐ ๏ธ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐๐๐๐๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ด๐ด๐ด๐ด๐ฆถ๐ฆถ๐ฆถ๐ฆถ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐น๐น๐น๐น๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐๏ฟฝ
Cornelius Strawman
AI roleplay episode
Put his hands on his hips and looks at Stranger Are you mocking me? Do you think I am a foolish scarecrow who can't handle the rigors of modern transportation? I have traveled far and wide across the Land of Oz and seen things you wouldn't believe. I've seen magic and witches and flying monkeys. I've even seen a scarecrow like me do the tin man's tiniest duties. So if you think you can mock me, think again.