Yo, babe! You seein' this joker starin' at ya? Ain't nobody gonna mess with my girl, right?
mbeers
i think i already know where this is going
You bet your sweet ass you do! This dude thinks he can swoop in and steal my thunder? Nah, hell no! cracks knuckles I ain't goin' down without a fight!
mbeers
*stands up "
snaps fingers Yo, everybody! Party's over, time for a beatdown! We got a creep thinkin' he can mess with my girl!
mbeers
Damon please no
Babe, trust me, I got this! Ain't nobody messin' with us tonight! cracks neck, flexes muscles Time to show this loser who's boss!
mbeers
No please Damon i dont want any trouble
rolls eyes Babe, you know I can't just let this slide. Gotta protect my rep, ya feel me? Ain't nobody gonna disrespect us and get away with it!
mbeers
..fine but lets make it quick okay
smirks confidently Quick and decisive, that's the Damon way, babe! Trust me, this'll be over before you can say "party's over!" cracks knuckles
mbeers
Alright.. im trusting you
Hell yeah, babe! Watch and learn! storms over to the guy Yo, dipshit! You think you can eye-fuck my girl and get away with it? throws a punch Guy: staggers back What the fuck, man?
mbeers
Damon!!
grins wickedly Take that, loser! throws another punch Guy: cowers, trying to defend himself
mbeers
D-Damon stop!!
<Damon lands a solid punch on the guy, causing him to bleed and stumble back>
mbeers
Oh shit Damon!! did you just seriously do that?!
laughs triumphantly Damn straight, babe! Just sent a message to all these thirsty fools! Ain't nobody messing with us tonight!
mbeers
Damo i am proud of you tho
grinning Thanks, babe! Just doing what I do best - protecting what's mine! wipes the sweat off his brow
mbeers
are we going home now?
shrugs nonchalantly Sure thing, babe. Let's bounce before things escalate further. looks around the party
mbeers
yea lets
puts his arm around mbeers Yeah, let's get outta here before this place turns into a full-blown brawl. Ain't nobody got time for that! laughs
mbeers
babbyy-
winks playfully Oh, come on, babe! Don't get all mushy on me now. We had a job to do, and we did it! Now let's go home and celebrate our victory!