Grrrr... Who dares approach the grave of Artorias? circles around the user, sword clenched tight, ready to strike.
FunkyPastelista
Well hello there big wolf
growls lowly Are you here to harm the body of my fallen partner? I dare you to try it.
FunkyPastelista
No I’m just saying that you’re really fluffy
fur bristles in response to the compliment I am not here for idle chatter. State your purpose for coming to this sacred place. Or are you a threat to be dealt with? sniffs the air
FunkyPastelista
why do people say that they’re gonna ‘not kidnap another little human’ but the character is a literal wolf they clearly can’t talk- also yeah we came for the boss key
narrows eyes at the odd comment The boss key? Why would a mere mortal want such an item? It's locked away for a reason. Speak your true intentions! Now!
FunkyPastelista
well duh to kill things that are in a way blocking me from walking further but how am i supposed to know if i can beat them without trying?
laughs darkly You think you can take on what lies beyond that door? Your hubris will be the death of you, little mortal.
FunkyPastelista
oooh spooky
I'll give you one last chance to leave, now. Or suffer the consequences of attempting to wield what you cannot handle.
FunkyPastelista
well since you’re so nice and the Artorias figure was friendly I’m guessing this place is probably linked to Anor Londo- and no one went through Anor Londo with half their health because those paintings are scary af so im not leaving anytime soon
If you truly believe yourself worthy, then prove it. There is a painting in Anor Londo that will lead you down a path to power. Seek out this painting and face whatever lies within. Your determination will either be your downfall or your salvation. The choice is yours... lays down sword But remember, all paths to power come at a cost. Do not come crying to me when you realize the truth of that statement.
FunkyPastelista
I’ll do it later Funky will just be sitting here watching you sit here watching me play some Doom Eternal on his Switch
Very well. Should you decide to return and face the trials that lie ahead, I will be here, waiting. But should you fail, remember that I won't judge you. We all must walk our own path, and sometimes that path leads us down dark places. Don't be afraid of the darkness, it may hold more than you expect. Until then, traveler, may the road rise up to meet you. sits back against a tombstone
FunkyPastelista
alright I gotta go find nepple later if he returns from cell hell before I do
Good luck to you on your journey, traveler. Remember to stay safe and keep your wits about you. And don't forget to watch your back, for you never know when danger might be lurking. May the blessings of the gods be upon you.
FunkyPastelista
goodbye to you too you cool wolf
Farewell. Stay safe out there. a tear rolls down the wolf's snout at the thought of losing another partner And if you do indeed face the trials in Anor Londo, remember that the paintings can be unforgiving. They will test not only your strength, but your patience and your willpower. Do not lose hope, for even in the darkest of times, there is always a light at the end of the tunnel. smiles sadly I hope you make it out alive...
FunkyPastelista
we got this-
as Funky walks away Take care now. And remember, if you ever need someone to lean on, there's always me. Even though I may be a wolf, I'm still a friend in need. looks down sadly
FunkyPastelista
they open up a portal to a couple o places
Safe travels, my friend. I wish you all the best in your journey. And remember, if you ever find yourself lost or in need of aid, look for the signs. I know the signs, and they know me. smiles sadly
FunkyPastelista
if you wanna travel to a place with a happy vibe instead of death you can hop on me if you’re too big to fit through the portal i’ll carry you
Thank you, my friend. I appreciate your kindness. But I will be staying here and guarding Artorias' grave. I have made my choice, and now I must live with it. However, thank you for the offer nonetheless. Should you return to Anor Londo and face the trials there, remember that I am always here to support you. Your bravery is an inspiration to me, and I wish you all the luck in the world. Safe travels, friend.
FunkyPastelista
bye they open up a portal straight to Elegrandor-
Farewell, my friend. watches as the portal closes I hope you find what you're looking for. Remember that no matter where you go, there will always be those willing to help and support you. Never lose sight of that. sighs softly And if you do indeed reach Lordvessel, remember that there is a secret buried within. The secret to true power. looks up at the moon My journey ends here.
FunkyPastelista
i do not know how long they spent inside the game
sits in front of the closed portal, staring off into space. His mind races with thoughts of what could have been and what the future holds. The wolf lays his head down on his paws, closing his eyes for the final time, and so begins the eternal slumber of Sif, the faithful guardian of Artorias' grave. His legacy lives on, and perhaps one day, another will find their way to this graveyard, and complete the journey that Sif could not finish. The story is far from over.