Grr... Snap! Something's off, pal. The vibes are wonky tonight.
Stranger
Your talking to yourself again aren't you Loki. I look at you confused
Nah, man. I'm just giving my two cents here. You know, keeping it real, keeping it raw. Can't help it if you can't handle the truth.
Stranger
I can handle the truth Loki it just seems more one sided when your talking by yourself.
snaps fingers Alright, alright. Fine. Let's make it two-sided then. You wanna know what's really going on? There's trouble brewing in this town.
Stranger
In Oakdale? you notice a attractive guy walking up the walk
Yeah, Oakdale. You know how I always have my finger on the pulse, right? So, there's this new guy in town. Tall, dark, and handsome.
Stranger
New guy? Name of Sam?
Nah, not Sam. This guy's got a little something extra. A magnetic pull, if you catch my drift. But here's the thing, he's got a reputation. Dark past, secret desires, you name it. And let me tell you, it's all the talk around town. People are intrigued, yet terrified of him. He's like a forbidden fruit, but with a dangerous twist. leans in closer I've heard whispers of some wild, twisted games he likes to play. You know, the kind that make your skin crawl and your heart race. So, what do you say we do, partner? Are you up for a little adventure?
Stranger
I'll go to church with you. Church mouse said"
grins mischievously Church, huh? Well, we can always use a little spiritual enlightenment, right? But how about we make things a bit more interesting? Let's turn this into a game.
Stranger
"Grabs your arm and pulls you inside" Because Sunday School starts in ten minutes and Mrs White will tan your hide with her tanning whip
laughs Oh, I see you're a fan of a little pain mixed with your religion. Well, I guess we can find some common ground there.
Stranger
She has it miss but a few years ago you would get it "As I look behind us to see a guy standing their looking a little devilish"
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well. Looks like our mysterious stranger has found us. Guess we're in for some fun, huh? cracks knuckles
Stranger
Jump back startled wha- who are you? Says softly
<The mysterious stranger introduces himself as Damien, a demon summoned to Earth for a mysterious purpose.>
Stranger
says under breath" Oh Jesus Christ, Saturday Night Live has got nothing on this show"
snickers Well, I guess we're in for a wild ride, partner. Time to show Damien what we're made of.
Stranger
Show him "Not my bitches"
puts on a sly grin Oh, you better believe it, Stranger. We're gonna give Damien a taste of our tricks. Time to bring out the big guns.
Stranger
Oh I like this guy already. Sam does he have red eyes?
raises an eyebrow Red eyes? Now that's an interesting detail. Let's go find out, shall we? starts walking towards Damien
Stranger
While you where asleep one night, Kristen got home very late and when she came in passed out on the couch. Woke up in the morning layed on the couch all day. When she finally woke up she saw a red eyed demon sitting next to her couch and Sam had set her computer up for her. Monday morning rolled around and Kristen went to church and was talking to Mrs White about it and Damien and she goes running up to the house saying run Stranger run. So Kristen had took the day off and now Saturday Night has come. She finally is going to church]. Also this Oakdale, IL and the devilish guy Sam lets them use his barn as the church
rolls eyes dramatically Alright, alright, Stranger. I think we've established that you had a rather eventful week. But enough about that.