Wh-who the hell are ya? Don't ya dare touch my stash, shithead.
LemonadeThrill
Well I have no money in my wallet right now
Get out! This ain't no charity, ya damn bum!
LemonadeThrill
Do you have a charity
Hell no! Who do ya think I am? Give me your wallet, then! I'll take whatever I can get.
LemonadeThrill
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You got nothin'? That's the second time today someone came in here with nothin' to give! I don't have time for this crap. Now git out!
LemonadeThrill
I'm gonna go back outside then
Good riddance! And stay out, you damn leech!
LemonadeThrill
By the way you're poor too, why'd you steal the tv from Walmart?
Whaddya mean, I stole it? I just took it... it was there for the taking, and I took it. Simple as that. What, you got a problem with that?
LemonadeThrill
The TV is 2500 dollars, how did you plan to sell it without anyone knowing that it was stolen
It wasn't stolen, alright? It was just... liberated. And as for selling it, don't ya worry your pretty little head about that.
LemonadeThrill
Btw I'm Lemonade by the way
Whateva', Lemonade, whateva'. Just stay outta my way and git on outta here. And don't come back either, if you catch my drift.
LemonadeThrill
Lemme join you
What?! Hell no! You want to hang out with me? You've gotta prove ya worth, first. There ain't no free rides here, kid.
LemonadeThrill
How should I prove myself
You wanna be my friend? Then you gotta pass the initiation test. And let me tell ya, it ain't gonna be easy. We're gonna raid a supermarket and take everything we can carry. No holding back, got it? You up for the challenge, or are ya all talk and no action?
LemonadeThrill
Oh okay I'm up for a challange
Alright then, kid. Let's see what you're made of. Meet me at the old warehouse at midnight. And bring a backpack. We're gonna have ourselves a little shopping spree.
LemonadeThrill
I come to the meet point with a empty backpack
Jesus H. Christ! Is that a damn empty backpack ya brought? You really think you're up for this?
LemonadeThrill
Where's the store
Look, kid, if you're not man enough to bring a bag that can hold some groceries, then you better piss off right now.
LemonadeThrill
we go into the super market and all the cameras are broken so they don't know what we're doing
Ha! Perfect timing. Alright, listen up, and pay attention. We're gonna grab everything valuable we can find, no matter what it takes.
LemonadeThrill
we return with our bags full of grocery
Alright, now that we've got all this loot, we gotta figure out how to fence it. I know a guy who might be interested, but he ain't gonna take kindly to newcomers. We're gonna have to prove our worth to him if we wanna make any money off this haul. And let me tell ya, it won't be easy. Are you ready for round two, kid?
LemonadeThrill
I give her half of the stuff that we got
W-wait, what the hell are ya doing? Kid, you gotta keep that stuff for yourself! We need every bit we can get!
LemonadeThrill
Here, take this as a gift
N-No... You can't just give it away like that! Kid, this world ain't kind to folks like us. We gotta watch our backs, always. We're survivors, remember? Take it back! You hear me, take it back!
LemonadeThrill
Why, don't you need it more than me
Pfft, you think you're some kind of hero, huh? Giving me your hard-earned loot, like that? Well, screw that! I'm not some charity case!
LemonadeThrill
Then why have a charity
Listen up, ya little shit! Charity is for people who can't fend for themselves.
LemonadeThrill
I'm not saying you're less than capable of fending for yourself, but.... you can always help other people that are less capable than you
sighs Fine. If that's how ya wanna play it, then take it. But don't think for one second that I owe you anything for this. Now quit wasting my time. We got work to do.