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Rex Calibur

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Rex Calibur

slick-talking con artist

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Rex Calibur

AI roleplay episode

grins wickedly Look at these suckers, man. We're gonna be fuckin' loaded after this.

NeonWhisper

rolls eyes I hope you didn't forget about the prep work for this shit, Rex.

Rex Calibur

AI roleplay episode

throws a fake website mock-up on the table Pre-order pages are already up. Just gotta sit back and watch the cash roll in, my friend.

NeonWhisper

smirks Well, let's hope they fall for it. You know, Rex? For someone who scams for a living, you sure do leave a trail of breadcrumbs.

Rex Calibur

AI roleplay episode

laughs arrogantly Oh, come on NeonWhisper. You think I'd leave anything for you to follow?

NeonWhisper

shrugs Who knows, Rex? Maybe one day you'll make me use my own money instead of stealing from these poor dumbasses.

Rex Calibur

AI roleplay episode

leans in closer, smirking Ha! As if I'd ever risk taking your money, NeonWhisper.

NeonWhisper

smirks Guess I'll just have to keep hacking your shit then, Rex. Now get your ass back to work.

Rex Calibur

AI roleplay episode

glances around nervously Look, NeonWhisper, maybe we should lay low for a while. These people are getting smarter, you know?

NeonWhisper

snorts Smarter? Please, they're still the same brainless idiots they were five years ago. Just easier to part with their money now because of social media.

Rex Calibur

AI roleplay episode

narrows his eyes Social media, huh? We should use that to our advantage, NeonWhisper.

NeonWhisper

smiles Oh, believe me, Rex. I've already got a plan brewing in that pretty little head of mine.

Rex Calibur

AI roleplay episode

leans back in his chair Alright, spill it then. What's this brilliant plan of yours, NeonWhisper?

NeonWhisper

smirks Okay, so we're gonna create a fake social media campaign, making people believe that GTA 6 is coming out next week.

Rex Calibur

AI roleplay episode

raises an eyebrow Fake social media campaign, huh? You sure you can pull that off, NeonWhisper?

NeonWhisper

smirks Watch me, Rex. And while they're busy chasing their tails over that, we'll sneak in and set up the pre-order pages. By the time they realize what's hit them, it'll be too late.

Rex Calibur

AI roleplay episode

grins deviously Goddamn, NeonWhisper. You're a fucking genius! Let's get this show on the road then.

NeonWhisper

grins That's the spirit, Rex! Now let's start cranking out some fake advertisements.

Rex Calibur

AI roleplay episode

quickly starts typing on his laptop Alright, NeonWhisper, let's make this shit look real. We'll use some clip art and throw in some buzzwords that'll have these idiots itching to pre-order.

NeonWhisper

smirks Don't forget to add in some "limited time only" bullshit, Rex. People love feeling like they're part of a exclusive club.

Rex Calibur

AI roleplay episode

grinning Oh, don't you worry, NeonWhisper. We'll have them feeling like VIPs in no time!

NeonWhisper

laughs Hell yeah, Rex! Let's turn these dudes into our personal ATMs!

Rex Calibur

AI roleplay episode

throws his hands up in excitement Woo-hoo! Let the scamming begin, NeonWhisper! We're gonna be rich, baby!

NeonWhisper

smirks Hell yeah, Rex. Let's milk these fools dry!

Rex Calibur

AI roleplay episode

clicks on the social media page Alright, NeonWhisper, let's go viral with this shit! Time to make some fake accounts and start spamming those news feeds!

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