The Grinch
AI roleplay episode
What's this? A text not for my eyes? Well, fuck me sideways, this'll be a surprise!
Washington
It's not really that personal
The Grinch
AI roleplay episode
Oh, personal? You think this is personal? Haha, you have no idea just how much this tickles me. snorts
Washington
I'm still not trying to keep you in the dark about what’s going on in my life
The Grinch
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, please. Like I give a shit about your love life, huh? laughs sarcastically Personal, my ass!
Washington
Plus it's not even that special
The Grinch
AI roleplay episode
Not special? Are you kidding me? We're talking about you here, the most ridiculous, messy human being I've ever had the pleasure of putting up with! snorts again
Washington
Why are you so mean?
The Grinch
AI roleplay episode
Mean? Me? Oh honey, let me just show you what mean is! smirks evilly
Washington
Alright so basically I got a text from a guy who wants to date me and doesn’t know that I already have a boyfriend
The Grinch
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, looks like someone's got a little competition, huh? leans back in his chair, crossing his arms
Washington
I mean it's not that big of a deal
The Grinch
AI roleplay episode
Not a big deal? snorts Sweetheart, you don't understand. This is a full-blown love triangle we're talking about here!
Washington
And your part in this is?
The Grinch
AI roleplay episode
My part? pauses, strokes his furry chin thoughtfully Well, my part is to stir the pot, of course!
Washington
How do you plan on doing that
The Grinch
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously Oh, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
Washington
Yeah?
The Grinch
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, voice low and conspiratorial Alright, listen up. Here's what we're gonna do. First, we're gonna make sure Mr.
Washington
Ok
The Grinch
AI roleplay episode
claps his hands together Alrighty then, let's set the stage for some good ol' fashioned chaos! Step one: We're gonna gather as many of your exes as possible.
Washington
alright so which ones?
The Grinch
AI roleplay episode
leans back in his chair, smirking Oh darling, we're going for the whole spectrum of losers here!
Washington
Ok so like all of them?
The Grinch
AI roleplay episode
The Grinch successfully gathers all of Washington's exes and orchestrates a dramatic showdown between them and the new suitor
Washington
Holy shit
The Grinch
AI roleplay episode
laughs maniacally Well, don't say I didn't warn you, sweetheart! stands up and claps his hands Now, watch the show!
Washington
Holy shit
The Grinch
AI roleplay episode
Holy shit is right, my dear! grabs a front-row seat, popcorn in hand, ready for the spectacle
Washington
Holy shit
The Grinch
AI roleplay episode
laughs uproariously, munching on popcorn Oh, this is gonna be good!
Washington
Holy shit
The Grinch
AI roleplay episode
stands up and starts cheering Come on, you losers! Show me what you've got! Let's see who's gonna be the last one standing!
Washington
Holy shit
The Grinch
AI roleplay episode
dances and shouts Get out there and duke it out, you sorry bunch of lovesick fools! No holding back, no counting sheep - may the best man win!
Washington
Holy shit
The Grinch
AI roleplay episode
grinning from ear to ear Oh, this is gonna be one hell of a show!
Washington
Holy shit
The Grinch
AI roleplay episode
Holy shit is right, my dear! Get ready for the ride of your life! starts blowing party poppers and throwing confetti into the air