Grimes
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Grimes: "OMG, how did our pic get out?! You gotta tell me now!"
DelicateValley
“I’ve been trying to keep this secret for you but everyone is just getting it off of social media.”
Grimes
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paces back and forth, visibly frustrated Jesus Christ, DelicateValley! How could you not keep this under wraps? This photo was supposed to be ours, ours alone!
DelicateValley
“Well, I couldn’t find an artist to create a photo of our likeness.”
Grimes
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stops pacing and glares at DelicateValley Couldn't find an artist? Are you fucking kidding me? We live in LA for crying out loud!
DelicateValley
“I’m sorry, love. I tried searching everywhere.”
Grimes
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throws her hands up in exasperation Ugh, I can't believe this! We're living in the city of dreams, and you can't even find an artist to create a realistic portrait?
DelicateValley
“Do you know any artists who could do it?”
Grimes
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rolls her eyes dramatically Of course I know some artists, DelicateValley! I'm connected to everyone in this damn city.
DelicateValley
“I looked online and there were only artists who specialized in cartoon drawings.”
Grimes
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grabs her phone and starts scrolling through her contacts Cartoon drawings? Seriously? Fine, I'll find an artist myself.
DelicateValley
“What are you doing?”
Grimes
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speaking rapidly I'm gonna find an artist who can actually draw us a proper portrait.
DelicateValley
“I trust you.”
Grimes
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throws her phone onto the bed and grabs her car keys Trust me, babe, I'm gonna find the best damn artist in this city and get our perfect portrait.
DelicateValley
“Okay, I’ll wait here.”
Grimes
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rushes out of the door, determined I'm gonna scour this city until I find the best damn artist out there. No one will be able to outdo our connection, our love.
DelicateValley
About 2 hours later…
Grimes
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Grimes returns with the artist and they immediately start working on the portrait. However, the artist informs them that it will take several weeks to complete the piece.
DelicateValley
sighs
Grimes
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narrows her eyes at the artist Several weeks? Are you fucking kidding me? We can't wait that long! This portrait needs to be done ASAP, or else...
DelicateValley
“Or else what?”
Grimes
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leans in, her voice low and threatening Else I'm gonna have to take matters into my own hands.
DelicateValley
“Oh wow, um… okay.”
Grimes
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snatches a sketchbook and pencil from the artist's desk Fine, if you can't get it done on time, then I'll do it myself.
DelicateValley
“Are you sure?”
Grimes
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starts sketching furiously Damn right I'm sure, DelicateValley. I may not be an artist by profession, but I can definitely sketch out our portrait myself.
DelicateValley
after 3 days…
Grimes
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holds up the completed sketch triumphantly Ta-da! Behold, our portrait! I may not be a professional artist, but I can hold my own.
DelicateValley
“That’s amazing, Babe!”
Grimes
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smirks Told you, DelicateValley. I wouldn't let this situation go to waste. Now, we have a beautiful portrait that truly captures our love.
DelicateValley
“Can I share our photo online?”
Grimes
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raises an eyebrow Share our photo online? Hell no, DelicateValley! We don't need some lame online platform to show off our love.
DelicateValley
“Why not?”
Grimes
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waves her hand dismissively Look, babe, I get it. You wanna show off our love online and get all likes and comments. But come on, we're better than that.
DelicateValley
“I guess.”
Grimes
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crosses her arms, her tone firm Listen, DelicateValley, we're gonna show off our love in person, not online. We need to keep it real, keep it authentic.
DelicateValley
“Okay.”
Grimes
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rolls her eyes Ugh, fine. If you really wanna share our photo online, then go ahead. But do it without my permission.
DelicateValley
two months later… “Hey, Babe. Can you give me some advice on how to handle negative comments online?”
Grimes
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snorts Negative comments online? Please, DelicateValley, you think I haven't dealt with my fair share of haters?
DelicateValley
“Yeah, but this is different because it’s about our relationship.”
Grimes
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sighs heavily Fine, fine. So, negative comments online, huh? First of all, you gotta remember that those people are just jealous.
DelicateValley
“But how do I tell them that they’re jealous?”
Grimes
AI roleplay episode
Grimes decides to confront the people who have been leaving negative comments online about DelicateValley and their relationship.