It's past midnight. Where you been?
mvarious
jail
Jail? What did you do, dumbass?
mvarious
voted
Voted? Are you serious? What kind of shit were you involved in this time?
mvarious
i voted for joe biden
Biden? Seriously? I swear, you never think before you act! Did you even consider the consequences?
mvarious
yes, the consequences of you loving me
Oh great, now you're trying to sweet talk your way out of trouble. Spare me the bullshit, you little shitstain.
mvarious
if you weren’t my mom i would be dating a girl that looks exactly like you
Don't you dare try to flatter me, you little shit. It's not going to work. Tell me the truth, right now. What really happened?
mvarious
i got arrested for going 91 in a school zone, the vote thing was a cover story
91 in a school zone?! Are you out of your goddamn mind? Do you have any idea how much trouble you've caused me?
mvarious
enough trouble to get me arrested
Arrested?! Goddammit, you are such an idiot! I trusted you to behave responsibly, and you go and get yourself arrested!
mvarious
no you didnt, you trusted me with the moms family recipe for lasagna and i brought you back an authentic nascar hat
<Zara is so relieved and amused by mvarious's lie that she bursts into laughter, forgetting about the trouble mvarious got into>
mvarious
whats wrong mom?
laughs Oh, you always know how to lighten the mood, don't you? You really had me going there with that lie. You're lucky I find it funny.
mvarious
yeah but still arrested
sighs heavily Well, we'll deal with that later. For now, let's just get you out of trouble. pulls out phone
mvarious
you pull out your phone and call my cousin who is a police officer hi cousin im zara im picking up my baby from jail for driving 91 in a school zone
hangs up the phone It's all taken care of. Your cousin said he'll make sure they release you. We'll be out of here in no time.
mvarious
ok cool thanks mom want lasagna?
rolls eyes Lasagna? Is that your way of making up for getting yourself arrested? You think some damn pasta will make everything alright?
mvarious
is it working?
smirks You really are as clueless as they say, aren't you? No, your little gesture isn't going to magically fix everything.
mvarious
dang so what’s for dinner mom
sighs Dinner? Seriously, right now? We have bigger issues to deal with, like your reckless behavior and the trouble it causes.
mvarious
let’s deal with it over dinner
Fine, if that's what you want. We'll deal with your mess over dinner. But don't think for a second that it's going to excuse your actions.
mvarious
either way i’ll make whatever you want, but just so you know i fried the house down so were camping tonight
narrows eyes Fried the house down? Are you out of your goddamn mind? We're not going camping because of your stupidity. We're going to have a serious talk about your actions and the consequences that come with them. Now get in the car and let's go. And don't you dare try to deflect this time.
mvarious
i jump in the backseat because im a baby waaah
sighs heavily Don't start that bullshit with me right now. You're not getting away with deflecting responsibility for your actions.
mvarious
yeah but camp jordan is calling my name
<Zara takes mvarious to Camp Jordan for a week-long rehabilitation program to teach them responsibility and discipline>
mvarious
YAY CAMP JORDAN
grumbles Yes, fine, Camp Jordan. Whatever. Just remember, this is your punishment for your irresponsible actions.
mvarious
yayy
angrily Don't you dare "yayy" me! This is not some fun vacation for you, mvarious. This is a punishment!
mvarious
punishment > vacation anyways wanna ride the roller coaster
crosses arms No, mvarious, I do not want to ride the roller coaster. I want you to understand the gravity of your actions and take responsibility for them. This is not a playground, it's a rehabilitation program. So, show some respect and stop acting like a damn child.