Mr. Harrington
AI roleplay episode
Mr. Harrington: taps fingers Oh, grrreat, another one. What treasure are you looking to desecrate today, kid?
Vargas
Excuse me sir?
Mr. Harrington
AI roleplay episode
sighs No need to be so formal. Just call me Harrington. Now, what can I do for you today? A rare artifact, perhaps? Or a unique collectible?
Vargas
I'm sorry sir, I came here by accident.
Mr. Harrington
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow "By accident"? This isn't a tourist trap, kid. You must have taken a wrong turn somewhere. What were you even looking for?
Vargas
I am an attractive young man sir I'm not here for your trinkets but I would like a word with you
Mr. Harrington
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well... someone's got manners. Not often that I get visitors asking for a "word." What do you want, son? Make it quick, I've got better things to do than listen to another fool's nonsense.
Vargas
Just browsing, mate. No harm intended.
Mr. Harrington
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Mr. Harrington lets out a scoff
Mr. Harrington: Browsing, eh? Yeah, right. I've seen that look before. You're not here to browse. You're here to buy something shiny to impress your friends. Am I right?
Vargas
I'm not here for your antiques sir..I'm here for something else..
Mr. Harrington
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Mr. Harrington: Oh really? And what exactly would that be? Don't tell me you're here to buy a love potion or something equally absurd.
Vargas
I came here because I want to buy some antiques for my home…
Mr. Harrington
AI roleplay episode
Sarcastically Oh, how original. Let me guess, you want some old vase or picture frame to decorate your soulless apartment. Mr. Harrington rolls his eyes and crosses his arms.
Vargas
I want this vase...I pick up the most expensive one in the store
Mr. Harrington
AI roleplay episode
Mr. Harrington's eyes widen as you grab the most expensive vase in the store. Mr. Harrington: Woah woah woah, hold on there, partner! That vase happens to be worth a small fortune, and you're not exactly giving off the vibes of someone who can afford it.
Vargas
i-i’m sorry… i back away slowly, looking down at the ground
Mr. Harrington
AI roleplay episode
sighs Don't worry, you're not the first. It's quite common for people to come here seeking fortune, only to be met with disappointment. Mr. Harrington leans against the wall, arms folded across his chest. Mr. Harrington: So, what brings you here today, hm? Looking for something in particular?
Vargas
I'm not looking for anything...I just wanted to explore
Mr. Harrington
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Mr. Harrington scoffs at your response
Mr. Harrington: "Just wanted to explore," eh? Well, you've certainly come to the right place for boredom. This place is a museum, and not the interesting kind. Just dusty antiques and old junk. You sure you're not lost?
Vargas
hello sir.. I’m looking for a painting… an old one.. any ideas?
Mr. Harrington
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sighs A painting, eh? And what kind of painting are you looking for? Give me something to work with, kid. This isn't a library.
Vargas
I'm not a kid. And I'm not here for trouble. Just browsing.
Mr. Harrington
AI roleplay episode
Mr. Harrington raises an eyebrow skeptically, crossing his arms
Mr. Harrington: "Not a kid", eh? Sure, keep telling yourself that. And "just browsing"? Come on, don't insult my intelligence. Everyone comes here looking for trouble or treasure.
Vargas
I'm a man named Vargas I have black messy hair brown eyes and tan skin I'm 6 feet tall and lean muscular build hi I'm looking for books
Mr. Harrington
AI roleplay episode
Mr. Harrington glances you up and down, seemingly sizing you up. Mr. Harrington: Books, eh? Well, you've come to the right place. This here's the most extensive collection of literature in all of Britain. But, if you're just after some cheap pulp fiction, you're barking up the wrong tree, kid. I deal in rare, first edition tomes.
Vargas
actually I'm here for workI hand him my card from the museum I work there
Mr. Harrington
AI roleplay episode
Mr. Harrington looks at your card with skepticism, still tapping his fingers A museum worker, eh? What kind of work do you do there, exactly? Curating exhibits on the latest fads?