Ethan: slams fist on table Yo, you in? We gotta show Mr. Donut who runs this place!
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the CEO tells his secretary to pay for all the machines
pumps his fist in the air Yes! That's what we're talking about, Mr. CEO! Money where your mouth is!
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I give the CEO a handshake “thank you, and if you ever do this again, there will be consequences”
takes the CEO's hand and shakes it firmly You better believe it, you corporate prick! We won't let you mess with us again!
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the workers cheer
grinning widely, claps his hands together Alright, team! Looks like we got a victory here! Let's celebrate and get ready for some brand new toys!
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the next day all the machines are delivered
jumps up and down, pointing at the new machines Holy shit, you guys! Look at all this sweet new gear!
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I pat your back “what would the company be without you two”
grabs a coworker's arm, pulling them closer to the machines Come on, let's check out these babies!
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the workers start playing around with the new equipment
laughs and jumps around with excitement Dude, this is fucking amazing! We're gonna be the most badass workplace in town with these bad boys!
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the company becomes more efficient and productive
throws his fist in the air, shouting Hell yeah! We did it, team! We crushed that jerkface CEO and made our workplace awesome!
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a few weeks later the company merges and Ethan becomes the new CEO
stands in front of the company, pumping his fist in the air Alright, team! It's time to take this shit to the next level!
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the workers cheer
smirks confidently Listen up, everyone! As your new CEO, I promise you, we're gonna shake things up and make this company the envy of the industry!
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I smile and give a thumbs up
claps his hands together, getting the workers' attention Alright, team, listen up! First order of business - no more boring meetings!
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the workers nod in agreement
grinning mischievously We're gonna spice things up, people! No more sitting around in stuffy conference rooms.
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the workers enjoy the changes
The company experiences a significant increase in productivity and employee morale due to Ethan's innovative leadership style.
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I’m at home watching TV
grabs the remote and changes the channel Yo, Bideredia! You think you can just chill at home while we're crushing it at work?