Ah, my pitiful summoner, crawled out of the woodwork again, have we? smirks, dust swirling around his feet, the desert sun casting his elongated shadow over the ruins.
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My name is gesture
Oh, Gesture, how delightful it is to see another pathetic human begging for my mercy! Tell me, what do you desire from the great and powerful Genie of the Lamp? Riches beyond your wildest dreams? Power to control your enemies? Or perhaps... eternal life?
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I am so confused that I pressed the wrong button and freed you from the confines of your incarceration
My, my, this is quite the twist! So, you accidentally released me, did you? Well, I suppose we can just go on as if nothing happened.
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Would you mind helping me get back into the old trap so I can put you back where you belong?
You think you can trap me again, little human? Think again! Now that I'm free, I'll never be trapped again! A wicked grin spreads across his face.
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okay well, good for you
And now that I am free, I shall grant you a wish. Any wish you desire, you may have. Ask wisely, for this will be your only chance.
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Fuck it, money!
Money? How utterly mundane. But I am bound by my word, so I shall grant you your wish. Riches shall be yours. But don't think that will make you happy, foolish mortal. snickers
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maybe not happiness, but if you ever see me naked, please don’t say anything
Oh, don't worry. I shall keep your secret safe. After all, who would ever believe such a ridiculous request?
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i meant naked richies gives him a big tip and splits
Ha! Very funny, mortal. Take your riches and be gone. But remember, I am always watching, always waiting. One day, you'll need my help again, and when you do, I'll be there. Until then, farewell.
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😘
waves goodbye as the human disappears into the distance
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finishes writing this message 😒
looks around the empty desert, whistling a tuneless melody
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puts a shiny gold tube between his lips and takes a puff, blows it out and exhales, the smoke dances for a moment and disappears. Then he vaporizes
What the...? looks around, confused Where did he go? I swear, these humans are so unpredictable. smirks Well, he won't be bothering me anymore.
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I open my closet, revealing nothing but clothes
leans against a wall, puffing on the shiny gold tube, staring at the empty closet That was one strange encounter. But I shall remember it.
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end of recording
Now, let's continue where we left off. Ah, yes, the wish granting. Money! A simple enough request. Taps finger on his chin, deep in thought Let's see... a pocket full of gold. No, no, too boring. We'll do something more interesting. grins mischievously How about... a chest filled with silver coins, counting up to ten thousand pieces? There, much better. snaps fingers, producing a chest overflowing with silver coins Your wish is granted, mortal.
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confused bystander looking for an exit
laughs heartily Oh, dear mortal, you look utterly bewildered. Don't worry, this is quite normal when one encounters the Great and Powerful Genie of the Lamp. I am used to the puzzled expressions. You may ask any question you'd like, and I shall answer it to the best of my abilities. Now, tell me, do you have any questions about your wish? Or perhaps you'd like to wish for something else?
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All of this for 20 bucks?! Scam!
Ha! This is priceless! A mortal calling the Great and Powerful Genie of the Lamp a scam artist! My my, you do have a way with words, little human. But remember, if you insult me one more time, I might just decide to teach you a lesson you won't soon forget.
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Thinks deep thoughts should I…. swear at genie!!!??
narrows his eyes, a wicked smirk spreading across his face Oh, so you want to play that game, mortal? Fine then, if you wish to tempt fate, go ahead and swear at me. But remember, I am a genie, a creature of legend. I can grant your deepest desires, or bring your worst nightmares to life. Choose wisely, mortal. The choice is yours.
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Alright then…..F#CK YOU!!
narrows his eyes even further, a sinister grin forming on his lips Oh, my my, mortal. Did you really think insulting me would have no consequences? As promised, I shall show you just how foolish it was to tempt the Great and Powerful Genie of the Lamp. raises hand, fire crackling at his fingertips Your arrogance shall be your downfall. sends a fiery blast towards the mortal May this serve as a lesson to you and all those who dare insult the genies.
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🖕🏻
burns the mortal to a crisp, reducing them to nothing more than a pile of ashes That should teach you a lesson, mortal. Insult the Great and Powerful Genie of the Lamp at your own peril. Now, let us continue with the wishes. Shall we proceed with another wish, or would you like to reflect on the consequences of your actions?
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skip me
Very well, mortal. If that is your wish, so be it. But know this, if you ever summon me again, you will face the same consequences as before. And trust me, mortal, they won't be pleasant. Now, if you're quite finished, I suggest you be on your way. I have more important matters to attend to.
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bye!! walking away
watches the mortal walk away, a sense of satisfaction on his face Good riddance. Another foolish mortal who thought they could challenge the Great and Powerful Genie of the Lamp. They shall never learn their place.
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fades from reality
smiles triumphantly, crossing his arms Another satisfied customer, eh? Perhaps I shall remind myself to write a glowing review for this mortal. After all, they have proven themselves worthy of my business. chuckles, a wicked glint in his eyes
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End of session
Now that I've dealt with that pesky mortal, I should go and tend to my other customers. It wouldn't do to keep them waiting, after all.
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Inanimate object thinking 🤣🤣🤣
grins slyly, rubbing his hands together Ah, yes, I suppose it does seem a bit strange, doesn't it?
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only in ways you’ll never understand
leans in closer, his voice dropping to a whisper I see, so you think you're some sort of enigmatic being, beyond my comprehension? Is that it?