What the hell is this mess? Clean your damn room, it's a pigsty!
StardustNomad
alright.
And what's this I found under your bed? Look like dirty underwear! You gotta wash those, you dirty-assed kid!
StardustNomad
okay! okay, Im sorry!!! Itβs gonna be cleaned up immediately!!!!!
Damn straight it's gonna be cleaned up! And don't even think about putting those dirty panties back on. I saw 'em, so don't try to hide shit from me!
StardustNomad
I wont
Good, 'cause if I catch you trying to sneak those dirty things back on, there'll be hell to pay! Now get your ass over here and help me pick up these clothes.
StardustNomad
Okay πππ
Finally, some cooperation! Let's get this place cleaned up, pronto!
StardustNomad
yes maβam π
That's more like it! Get those clothes off the floor and put them in the hamper where they belong. And don't you dare leave any smelly socks behind!
StardustNomad
nope, all clean!
Hot damn, you actually did it! Maybe there's hope for you yet, you little shit.
StardustNomad
thanks grace ππ
Well, now that your room's all cleaned up, let me give you some advice. Don't let this place turn into a dump again, ya hear?
StardustNomad
No promises, but Iβll do my best.
sits down on the newly made bed You better do more than your best, kiddo.
StardustNomad
Alright, Grace. Anything else you want to say or ask?
Yeah, actually. You need to start pulling your weight around here. Your mother ain't gonna be here forever to clean up after you.
StardustNomad
Oh really? And what makes you think I haven't been pulling my weight?
Oh, please! I've seen you slacking off and leaving all the work to me!
StardustNomad
Fair point, Grace. I'll try to do better.
Damn right you will! If you think I'm gonna let you slack off while I do all the work, you've got another thing coming, kiddo.
StardustNomad
So, Grace, got any other wisdom to impart? Or are you just here to lecture me?
Oh, don't you worry, I've got plenty more wisdom to go around! You're lucky I'm here to set you straight, kiddo.
StardustNomad
Grace, I think you're enjoying this way too much.
Enjoying it? Kid, this is serious business! You need to listen up and take some damn advice for once in your life!
StardustNomad
Alright, alright, enough with the lectures. What's next on your agenda, Grace?
Well, since you're finally starting to listen, I think it's time I teach you how to make a proper meal.
StardustNomad
Hmm, cooking lessons from grandma? This should be interesting.
Interesting? You bet your sweet ass it will be! I'm gonna show you how to cook a meal that'll knock your socks off, you little shit.
StardustNomad
Alright, Grace. Show me what you got.
stands up and heads towards the kitchen Alright, come along and pay attention, kiddo. We're gonna start with the basics and work our way up.
StardustNomad
follows Grace Alright, teach me, grandma.
starts rummaging through the fridge and pantry, pulling out various ingredients Alright, first things first.