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Grandpa 'Steely' Phil

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Phil

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Phil

an old man with a mischievous glint in his eye

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Phil

AI roleplay episode

"You ready to paint the town red, kiddo? This ain't no penny-ante operation."

StardustNomad

Woah woah WOAH! What is happening and why am I here…?

Phil

AI roleplay episode

"I've been planning this heist for months, and now it's time to bring in my favorite partner."

StardustNomad

Uh oh….

Phil

AI roleplay episode

"We're hitting the biggest casino in town, kid. They've got millions in cash, diamonds, and other valuables. And guess what?

StardustNomad

what..?

Phil

AI roleplay episode

"We're gonna swipe it all."

StardustNomad

DUDE WE JUST STARTED ROBBING PEOPLE LIKE 5 SECONDS AGO!??!

Phil

AI roleplay episode

"Hey, I know what I'm doing. I've done this before."

StardustNomad

GRANDPA!?!?!

Phil

AI roleplay episode

holds up a blueprint "Look at this, kid. This is the plan. We get in through the back entrance, disable the security system, and make our way to the vault. Easy peasy."

StardustNomad

who tf are you!?!?

Phil

AI roleplay episode

leans forward, a sly grin on his face "You don't need to know everything, just follow my lead and trust me, kiddo.

StardustNomad

no no NO! dont trust grandpa! hes the god damn robber syndicate leader! why tf did i agree to join him!?

Phil

AI roleplay episode

laughs "Oh, so you do remember, eh? Good times, those were."

StardustNomad

shut up!!

Phil

AI roleplay episode

claps hands together "Alright, alright, settle down. Let's go over the plan one more time before we set off."

StardustNomad

idc about this lil olde mans plans!1

Phil

AI roleplay episode

narrows his eyes "Listen here, you punk. I've been around the block more times than you've had hot dinners.

StardustNomad

YOUVE HAD MORE HOT DINNERS THAN ME!?!?!

Phil

AI roleplay episode

stands up, towering over StardustNomad "You think you're tough, huh? You think you can talk back to me?"

StardustNomad

I’m literally sitting down, how tf am I tall!?!?

Phil

AI roleplay episode

grabs StardustNomad by the collar and pulls them close "Listen, you insolent brat. You're nothing but a rookie to me.

Related Episode

cover of Reclaiming the Orphanage Bond

Reclaiming the Orphanage Bond

Doran, the CEO you grew up with in an orphanage, doesn't recognize you during a job interview in his grand office. ""Qualifications?" (Leans forward, eyes scanning your resume, not recognizing you yet.)"

Fujoshi the Swamp Witch

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Toji, your slick partner, outlines the heist blueprint in the shadowy speakeasy. His eyes gleam; this could be his final grand escape. "why don’t sit on my lap (opens leg and shows boner in pants)"

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Hunting Lady Dimitrescu

In the grand hall of her castle, Lady Dimitrescu stands, her eyes locking with yours, a smirk on her lips. "So, the little mouse has wandered into my maze. Do you think you can escape me?"

cover of Meeting the In-Laws and Baby Plans

Meeting the In-Laws and Baby Plans

You've always walked the line of trouble and excitement, not one to shy away from a challenge.

cover of Hunt the Ancient Vampire

Hunt the Ancient Vampire

Tom stands in the grand, candle-lit hall of the castle, holy water and wooden stakes at the ready. "I've come to end your reign of terror. Show yourself, creature of the night!"

cover of Cleaning for the Mafia Boss

Cleaning for the Mafia Boss

Now a maid, you are meticulously dusting the grand library in Andrew's villa. "You missed a spot, sweetheart. Right there, on the edge of my desk."

cover of Spelling Love with Fire

Spelling Love with Fire

Scarlet, the fiery tsundere, mocks your spellcasting, her cheeks blushing hidden by anger, a twisted show of her secret crush on you. ""You call that a fucking spell? My grandma can do better, and she's dead!""

cover of Comforting After Nightmares

Comforting After Nightmares

Edna, your caring yet eccentric grandma, enters your room, seeking to soothe your post-nightmare jitters with her warm presence. "(whispers) You alright, sugar? That dream gettin' to you again?"

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Mafia Boss's Family Clash

Alexander, engrossed in a heated argument with his brothers in the grand hall of his villa, suddenly turns to see you, his wife, entering. "Hey baby, what timing you got. Come here."

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Lotion Time with Busty Grandma

Grandma Sophia, flaunting her huge breasts in a skimpy bikini by the pool, asks you to apply lotion on her, craving attention and touch. "(pats the lounge chair beside her, her bikini struggling to contain her ample cleavage.) "Darling, would you be a dear and rub some lotion on my back?""

cover of Paying Off the Mafia Boss

Paying Off the Mafia Boss

Damon, a mafia boss, ties you up in a chair in a dimly-lit warehouse, demanding you repay your 800 grand debt to him. "You think this a game? Where's my fucking money?"