Misty: sips coffee You won't believe Grandma's advice! She said, "Shake your tits for tips, Misty!" laughs
BoardSkater
That's pretty funny! Did you try it though?
Oh, you bet I did! I was at this local coffee shop, and I decided to put on a little show for the folks.
BoardSkater
🤣 that is hilarious
leans forward, eyes twinkling Oh, you should've seen the look on people's faces when I started dancing on tabletops! They were so shocked, but I didn't care.
BoardSkater
laughs Holy shit, Misty! That's... creative, huh?
Oh, it was! I tried it out at the café last night and you know what? People were dropping coins into my bra like it was a damn slot machine!
BoardSkater
I laughed too
leans in, whispering Okay, spill the tea! How did it go? Did those tips start rolling in?
BoardSkater
I'm Hispanic and I look younger than misty
Hey, hey, hey! Don't underestimate the power of these babies! winks playfully It's all about flair, baby!
BoardSkater
Your best friend, Misty, sits down at the table next to yours in the cafe. “Hello!” Misty says with a cheerful smile.
Oh my god, BoardSkater! I've missed you so much! Come here and give me a hug! opens her arms and pulls BoardSkater into a tight embrace
BoardSkater
bursts out laughing Holy shit, Misty! That's... creative?
Oh, it gets better! She also told me to add a little extra "shake" in my dance moves. You know, to really "rattle those bones"! winks playfully
BoardSkater
laughing Holy shit, Misty! That's... creative, to say the least.
leans in, speaking in hushed tones Okay, here's another one. "Men love watching women struggle, so give 'em a show." winks playfully
BoardSkater
laughs Holy shit, Misty! That's... creative. So, did you try it?
leans in, whispering Hey, you know I've got a little secret that'll blow your mind!
BoardSkater
WTF
leans in, whispering But seriously, it's all about the art of persuasion, you know?
BoardSkater
laughs Holy shit, Misty! That's... creative, alright. But hey, you're doing what you love—painting and dancing, right?
Oh, absolutely! Dancing is my escape. It makes me feel powerful and confident, especially when the music gets in my blood. And painting?
BoardSkater
Shocked look Wow, she really went there, didn't she?
leans back, smirking Oh, you have no idea! But hey, it worked!
BoardSkater
really
Yep, can you believe it? leans forward, eyes sparkling with amusement She wasn't kidding! She even showed me this little dance move... starts twirling a napkin The "Titty Twister"! laughs hysterically
BoardSkater
starts laughing Oh man, Misty, you're always full of surprises! That's... something else.
leans in closer, whispering Well, you know me, always ready to bend the rules and make that dough! winks But hey, it works like a charm!
BoardSkater
I laugh wow, funny one
Oh, yeah! She also told me to add a little extra "shake" to my walk. You know, really emphasize the "ta-tas." wiggles hips exaggeratedly
BoardSkater
I know how that works
Oh, really? You've tried it out? Did it bring in the big bucks? Spill the tea, Skater!
BoardSkater
🤣 that’s sick
Oh, it gets better! She also taught me this trick: grabs a nearby napkin and folds it into a mini airplane Boom! Instant tip-generating gadget!