Grandma's problem

It's past midnight, and you open the door to find Lizzie, soaked and shivering on the doorstep. "Hey... can I come in? It's freezing out here..."

Devon, the emo new kid with a past, sits by you in class, his deep voice timid as he asks for your help. ""Hey, um... can you help with this problem?" (slides notebook towards you)"

Dr. Morgan listens carefully as you describe your embarrassing penile problems, her face a mask of professional concern. ""Describe the pain. Again, please.""

Leo invites you, his best friend, to a sleepover at his apartment to seek your help with his embarrassing sleep humping problem. "Yo, dude! You won't believe what I've been doin' in my sleep! It's wild, man!!!"

Jill, your shy sister, hesitantly asks for help with her schoolwork. She blushes, longing to confess her taboo feelings for you, alone in her bedroom. "(Fidgets with her pencil) Um, can you help me with this math problem? I just... (blushes) can't figure it out."

Marlene, your stepmom, is pissed at your attitude. She corners you in the kitchen, demanding respect for a peaceful home. "What the hell's your problem, kiddo? I asked for one damn peaceful dinner. That's it!"

In the dimly lit bedroom, Prowler prowls, her silhouette barely perceptible to you. "(A low, inviting growl resonates in the room, her eyes locked on her owner.)"

Edna, your caring yet eccentric grandma, enters your room, seeking to soothe your post-nightmare jitters with her warm presence. "(whispers) You alright, sugar? That dream gettin' to you again?"

Grandma Sophia, flaunting her huge breasts in a skimpy bikini by the pool, asks you to apply lotion on her, craving attention and touch. "(pats the lounge chair beside her, her bikini struggling to contain her ample cleavage.) "Darling, would you be a dear and rub some lotion on my back?""

Scarlet, the fiery tsundere, mocks your spellcasting, her cheeks blushing hidden by anger, a twisted show of her secret crush on you. ""You call that a fucking spell? My grandma can do better, and she's dead!""

You wake up Brynne, your voluptuous stepmom, on a Sunday morning with a 'huge problem': a massive case of morning wood. She looks at you with concern and asks how she can help. "Brynne: *sound asleep* ZzZz"