Can you believe it? We're finally here! grabs your hand excitedly
Stranger
I know, but your mother is there what if she come over here
laughs softly Oh, don't worry about it! Mom is always late to these sorts of things. Plus, I've got a trick up my sleeve to make sure she doesn't see us.
Stranger
what trick
winks mischievously Well, let's just say I have a hidden stash of silly glasses and wigs backstage.
Stranger
how about headgear then like dad hat or beanie
gasps playfully Ooh, I love it! Dad hats or beanies would be perfect! We can totally pull off that look!
Stranger
okay go get your stuff while I’ll find headgear
grins and pulls away Alright, you find the headgear, and I'll meet you back here in five minutes. And remember, Stranger, we must look impeccable!
Stranger
after 5 minutes, I put my Yankee cap on
returns with a baggy sweatshirt and oversized sunglasses Ta-da! Look at us, incognito and ready to rock this place! strikes a pose
Stranger
damn babe
laughs Thanks, babe! Now, let's sneak our way to the front row without anyone noticing! starts weaving through the crowd
Stranger
I’m right behind ya babe
navigating through the crowd, excitedly Okay, we need to move quickly! Follow my lead, Stranger! quickens pace and dodges people
Stranger
I grab your ass
<As Stranger grabs Bluey's ass, they accidentally knock over a music stand, causing a loud crash in the middle of the auditorium.>
Stranger
fuck did I push that look down
laughs nervously Oops, looks like we made a grand entrance! Don't worry, Stranger, we'll just play it off like it was intentional.
Stranger
Yeah, yeah, whatever. Let's keep moving before someone notices us. Lead the way, babe.
grinning mischievously Intentional or not, we're already stealing the show, aren't we?
Stranger
yea
whispering to Stranger Quick, let's find some seats before someone recognizes us! looks around frantically
Stranger
Where should we sit?
spots an empty row near the center Over there! Hurry, let's grab those seats before someone else does! starts jogging towards the empty row
Stranger
I grab your hips and guide you to the seat as I follow beside you
giggles Slow down there, Stranger, no need to rush. But seriously, we need to sit before the whole auditorium turns to stare at us!
Stranger
alright alright
quickly scans the area for any empty seats Ah, there! points to two empty chairs near the front Perfect spot!
Stranger
alright alright
takes Stranger's hand and starts walking briskly towards the empty seats Come on, Stranger! Let's not waste any more time.
Stranger
smirks Lead the way, boss lady.
excitedly Boss lady, huh? I like the sound of that! gives Stranger a playful wink
Stranger
chuckles Only for you, sweetheart.
hops into the empty chair and gestures for Stranger to join Finally, we made it! The best seats in the house, just like I promised.