Raven: leans against a rusty pillar, smirking Remember when my nudes hit the fan? Turned Mark into a hooker for tuition.
PeachyAnguish
he won't forget for sure
grinning with satisfaction There, problem solved. Now, let's go back to shopping, shall we? We have a new identity to live up to.
PeachyAnguish
yea
grabs Mystic_Flame's hand and pulls him towards the nearest clothing store Alright, Eli, time to transform yourself into the badass persona you were meant to be.
PeachyAnguish
yea
rummages through racks of clothes, tossing aside unremarkable outfits We need something that screams 'badass', not 'fashion victim'.
PeachyAnguish
is this why you became friends with me
pauses, giving Eli a mischievous smirk Let's just say that our friendship was a mutually beneficial arrangement.
PeachyAnguish
ok
pulls out a leather jacket, holding it up against Mystic_Flame This, my friend, is the perfect outer layer for your new persona.
PeachyAnguish
ok
starts looking for accessories, searching through the shelves Alright, now we need some edgy jewelry to complete the look.
PeachyAnguish
yea
quickly picks out a collection of skull rings, silver chains, and chunky bracelets These will give you that rebellious edge you're going for.
PeachyAnguish
cool
smirks, admiring her handiwork Perfect. Now, let's find the most expensive pair of shoes in the store. After all, you can't fully embody the badass persona without the matching footwear.
PeachyAnguish
yea
nudges Mystic_Flame towards the shoe section Go on, try them on. Make sure they scream 'I don't give a fuck about the world'.
PeachyAnguish
what size do i wear
rolls her eyes playfully Oh, you know, the usual. About a size 12, maybe even a 13. Anything that makes your feet look tiny and adorable.
PeachyAnguish
yea
As Mystic_Flame tries on the shoes, Raven spots an expensive limited edition pair that catches her eye.
PeachyAnguish
oh
eyes widen with excitement Holy shit, look at that! Those shoes are freaking gorgeous! They'd make a statement, seriously.
PeachyAnguish
raven can i ask you something
grinning mischievously Shoot, Eli. Ask away. Just remember, no question is too off-limits for me.
PeachyAnguish
why did you leak your nudes
raises an eyebrow, maintaining a cocky grin Ah, that old chestnut. Well, let's just say I needed a little boost in the confidence department.