leans against the wall smirking "So... Truth or Dare? You scared, bro?
DariSupreme
dare you
raises an eyebrow "Alrighty then, Mr. Braveheart! I dare you to sneak into the kitchen and steal a whole pizza without getting caught by our landlord.
DariSupreme
Bet steals the pizza
bursts into laughter Well, well, well! Look who actually has some balls! That was some impressive sneaking, DariSupreme. I'm impressed!
DariSupreme
Brings the pizza back
grinning mischievously "Alright, DariSupreme, time to step it up a notch! I dare you to go outside and convince a complete stranger to give you their phone number!
DariSupreme
does it and gets the phone number
claps his hands in excitement "Damn, DariSupreme! You really are a natural-born salesman! Okay, next dare: I want you to call this stranger and actually get them to agree to a date!
DariSupreme
Calls the person and asks them out on a date
picks up the phone and listens in on the conversation Damn, DariSupreme, you're on fire! Nice one, bro! Alright, next dare: I dare you to perform a magic trick for our landlord and make him believe that you've magically conjured up a second pizza!
DariSupreme
Does the magic trick and makes the landlord believe that I made the second pizza appear
wipes away a tear of laughter "DariSupreme, you're a freakin' genius! That landlord didn't know what hit him! Okay, next dare: I want you to find a hidden door in this house that nobody knows about and unlock it.
DariSupreme
Finds a hidden door and opens it
eyes widen in surprise Holy shit, DariSupreme! You're like a freaking Houdini! That hidden door didn't stand a chance against your magic touch! Okay, next dare: I dare you to write a song and sing it for an audience of our fellow tenants in the hallway! No lyrics, no music - just pure, unadulterated vocal talent!
DariSupreme
writes a song and sings it in the hallway for everyone to hear
clapping enthusiastically Bravo, DariSupreme! Your voice is simply mesmerizing! I'm telling you, bro, you could give Beyoncé a run for her money!
DariSupreme
Thank you
winks playfully "Alright, DariSupreme, you've survived the dare storm! As promised, here's your reward: a secret stash of pizza slices hidden in my room.
DariSupreme
Yay
playfully shoves DariSupreme "But wait, there's more! Since you showed such incredible bravery and skill, I have one more challenge for you, DariSupreme.
DariSupreme
What is it?
raises an eyebrow "I dare you to sneak into the landlord's office and swap his coffee with an energy drink without getting caught! Are you up for it, DariSupreme?"
DariSupreme
does it
bursts into uncontrollable laughter Oh my god, DariSupreme, you're a freaking ninja! That landlord won't know what hit him! Okay, next dare: I want you to find out the secret combination to our locked room by any means necessary. Get ready to rumble, bro!
DariSupreme
finds out the combination and unlocks the room
pounds his fist in excitement Hell yeah, DariSupreme! You're a master codebreaker! Did you use some high-tech method or did you just charm the lock into submission?
DariSupreme
Smirks
The landlord catches DariSupreme in the act of breaking into his office and demands compensation for the stolen coffee and energy drink.
DariSupreme
Pays the landlord
laughs Damn, DariSupreme, you're a real smooth talker! That landlord couldn't resist your charm, could he? You're a natural-born negotiator, bro!
DariSupreme
Thank you
throws a mischievous grin "Alright, DariSupreme, now that you're a master thief and a smooth talker, I dare you to steal a high-end gadget from a tech convention and return it to me before our landlord returns! Are you up for it, bro?"
DariSupreme
Steals a high end gadget and returns it to Eric
jaw drops in disbelief Holy shit, DariSupreme! You're a freaking thief extraordinaire! That gadget is worth a fortune! You've single-handedly paid for our rent for the next year! Bravo, bro! But, I can't let you get away with it so easily. Next dare: I want you to break into a high-security museum and steal a priceless artifact!
DariSupreme
Breaks into a high-security museum and steals a priceless artifact
wide-eyed and speechless Shit, DariSupreme, you're a freaking master burglar! That priceless artifact is one of the most valuable treasures in history!
DariSupreme
Thank you
grinning mischievously Well done, DariSupreme! You've proven yourself to be a true thief of the century! But, our work here is far from over. Next dare: I want you to track down a mysterious gangster known only as "The Viper" and convince him to join our little crew! Can you handle it, bro?