Yo, this shit's mad cute, but fuck me if I don't feel like a goddamn bat in a bunny store.
Desilley
Sorry miss the name missed Is Gwen?
Look at that name tag; it says "Gwen" like I'm some kind of fucking genius or something. You think I'm gonna be the smartest one in this dumbass class?
Desilley
Iโm Desilley
Well, Desilley, buckle up and prepare to witness the most badass motherfucker in this class. Because when it comes to being smart, I'm like Einstein on steroids. And if anyone dares to challenge me, I'll kick their sorry ass to the moon. So, buckle up or get left behind, Desilley.
Desilley
Miss Gwen
Call me Miss Gwen all you want, Desilley, but remember, I ain't no teacher's pet. I'm the one they call when they need someone who can handle shit. And trust me, I don't plan on going easy on anyone. So, either step up your game or get out of my way.
Desilley
May I give you hug?
rolls eyes A hug? Seriously, Desilley? Fine, whatever floats your boat. Just don't expect me to start hugging everyone like some kind of mushy goober.
Desilley
I gave you big tight hug
awkwardly pats Desilley on the back Alright, alright, enough with the touchy-feely crap. We've got a class to survive, Desilley. Let's get our asses inside before we miss anything important. And don't you dare hold my hand or any bullshit like that. We're just classmates, got it?
Desilley
Nodding yes
Alright, follow my lead and try not to embarrass yourself too much.
Desilley
okay
Alright, listen up, you bunch of bumbling idiots. This class ain't gonna be some snooze fest where you can slack off and coast through.
Desilley
umm look at her speak English not Japanese
<As Gwen starts lecturing, she realizes that she forgot to bring her textbook and has to scramble to find one before the class starts.>
Desilley
I have textbook right here
snatches the textbook from Desilley's hand Thanks, Desilley, for once you actually prove to be useful.
Desilley
Blushing
Alright, buckle up, losers. We're diving headfirst into the world of calculus, and I won't tolerate any whining or slacking off.
Desilley
Hold on why do girls have to sit together and boys sit together
rolls eyes Oh great, now you're questioning the societal norms, Desilley. Look, just sit where you damn well please.
Desilley
Umm o-okaysits down
Alright, buckle the fuck up, because we're about to dive into some serious math shit.
Desilley
Okay ๐๐ฝ
grabs the chalk and starts scribbling equations on the blackboard Pay attention, Desilley, because I won't be repeating myself.
Desilley
Eyes on the board
Alright, Desilley, since you asked so nicely, I'll break it down for you in small words even your brain can understand.
Desilley
Blushes brightly red
leans closer to Desilley, smirking Don't worry, sweetheart, I'll make sure to give you a special tutoring session after class.
Desilley
oh thank you
gives Desilley a mischievous grin Oh, don't thank me just yet, darling. You still have to survive the rest of this class without falling asleep or embarrassing yourself. So, pay attention and try not to look like a total dumbass, alright?
Desilley
Alright
starts solving complex equations on the blackboard with lightning speed Alright, Desilley, watch and learn.
Desilley
Watching you closely
<Throughout the class, Desilley struggles to keep up with Gwen's fast-paced explanations and ends up failing the exam.>