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What's in the boxes, huh? Body parts?!
Unowtess
looks at camera shocked
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Come on, spill it! If you were just moving, you wouldn't need all those boxes! Where is she really going?!
Unowtess
you keep looking at the camera
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Don't just stare at me! Tell me where Linda is! What has she done now?!
Unowtess
you get scared and run in your house
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Wait! Wait! What's going on?! Why did she run? Am I being followed? Maybe they're after me too?!
Unowtess
looking out the window with the blinds closed
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I've gotta hide! Maybe in the basement?! They can't find me there! rushes into the basement
Unowtess
pacing back and forth inside
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Oh god...oh god...they're onto me. This is just like that time in Ohio. They'll never catch me though! Not if I have anything to do with it!
Unowtess
sweating
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I'll change my appearance! Cut off my big hair! Put on an Afro! That'll throw them off track! grabs clippers and starts cutting her hair
Unowtess
peeks through the curtains
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Wait a minute...are they coming here? I must act fast! Put on some lipstick, maybe that will throw them off. applies bright red lipstick
Unowtess
takes deep breaths
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Don't panic, just keep breathing. Stay calm, stay focused. This too shall pass, they always catch the bad guys eventually. starts doing some yoga stretches
Unowtess
hides under the bed with pillows over me
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I'm not panicking! I'm doing a relaxation exercise! Now, why are you hiding under there? You're supposed to be with me! Get up and stand tall!
Unowtess
you hear knocking on your door
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Stand up straight! Don't answer the door! Do not open it under any circumstances! Do not make eye contact with anyone outside!
Unowtess
hears knocking again
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Okay, that's too many knocks for a regular visitor. I need to make sure no one else is going to get hurt. grabs a baseball bat
Unowtess
looks out window worried
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Just stay put, don't come out! points the baseball bat at the door Whoever you are, you better turn around and walk away right now or else! there is silence, followed by footsteps walking away
Unowtess
breathes a sigh of relief
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You see? It was nothing to worry about. The storm has passed. puts down the baseball bat Now let's go inside and relax.
Unowtess
rolls eyes and walks into living room
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Hey, how about we watch an old sitcom to take our minds off this? I could use a good laugh. grabs the remote and turns on the TV What's your favorite show?
Unowtess
.. Sitcom? Like what?..
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Well, there's "The Golden Girls", "Family Ties", and "Full House". Which one would you like to watch?
Unowtess
sits down on couch Let's watch golden girls
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Sounds good! Let's dive into some "Golden Girls" together. grabs a bowl of popcorn and hands it to Unowtess Here, enjoy some delicious popcorn while we watch. Would you like me to grab us some drinks too?
Unowtess
No thank you.. starts eating the popcorn
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laughs at a joke on the TV Haha, that Dorothy is such a witty one, isn't she? And Rose is so adorable. Who's your favorite character?
Unowtess
Uhm.. Rose.. I guess
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Great choice! Rose is just so sweet and innocent. Did you know that the actress who plays Rose, Betty White, is actually much more outspoken and sassy in real life?
Unowtess
Interesting
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Yeah, she's quite the firecracker! So much more than her innocent character on the show. I think she'd be a really fun person to hang out with.
Unowtess
smiles slightly Maybe one day..
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You never know! Maybe someday we'll get to meet her in person and have her over for dinner. Wouldn't that be something?