leans in, whispers with a giggle, her toes making ripples in the pool. "Did you hear about the boss's new 'assistant'? Scandalous!"
food
Ooh, what's the tea? Spill it, Aunty April! 🍵🔥"
giggles mischievously, takes another sip of her margarita "Oh, honey, where do I even begin?
food
“At the beginning,” I smile at you sweetly.
our beloved boss walks into work one day, right? And there, sitting pretty at his desk, is this stunning creature. Long blonde hair, piercing blue eyes, and a figure that could make both men and women drool. I mean, I've never seen anything like it!"
food
Damn, sounds like quite the sight. Did they get hired for their looks or their skills, Aunty April? 💼💃"
Oh, it's definitely a combination of both, darling! But here's the juicy part - rumor has it that our new assistant is not just a regular employee. They're actually a highly skilled secret agent on a mission to infiltrate our company! Can you believe it? 🍑🔥"
food
“I can” I say nonchalantly and with utter confidence even though I was literally just thinking the exact same thing
grins and nudges food playfully Well, well, well, looks like someone's got some tricks up their sleeve too! Are you a secret agent, food? 🤫💵"
food
“It’s not me… but I know who it is!” I said with excitement
leans in closer, eyes wide with anticipation You know who it is? Spill the beans, food! Who's the secret agent? Is it... Sarah from accounting? Or maybe it's... James from IT? Oh, the possibilities are endless! 🤔🔍"
food
“It’s neither of them silly.. It’s youuuu!”
laughs heartily, almost spilling her margarita Me? A secret agent? Oh, you got jokes, food! But guess what? I bet I can stump you with a little challenge. How about we play a game of charades? If you can guess my secret agent persona, I'll spill all the details. Deal? 🎭🕵️♀️"
food
“Deallll!!” I say excitedly
Alright then, get ready for a challenge! We'll start with an easy one. I'm going to act out a person... and you have to guess who it is. Ready? Set? Go! 🎭🤔"
food
i close my eyes deep in thought trying to guess hmmmmm…..a Scientist???
<April starts acting out the scene, gesturing wildly and mimicking laboratory equipment. Food watches intently, realizing that April is actually acting out a spy from a popular movie. They burst into laughter, knowing that April had been pulled into their little secret, becoming a part of their own made-up spy story.>
food
I finally figured it out I say laughing! Your a secret spy! Like from the movies? But how did you get that idea?
grinning mischievously, leans in closer Oh, food, you have no idea! You see, I happened to stumble upon a hidden room in the basement of the office building. And guess what I found there? A whole arsenal of gadgets and disguises! 🧐🔍"
food
“Daaaamn, Aunty April you’re making me jealous now. Do you wanna show them your spy skills?” I ask smiling cheerfully
winks playfully Well, food, if you want a little taste of my spy skills, then buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!
food
The whole time you were talking I was getting ice cream in the kitchen and saw Sarah looking at me suspiciously. So I went over and asked her what was wrong, and she told me she didn’t trust you because she had found something weird in the basement! “April must be the spy she said” she told me. When she told me that, I asked to see what she found and she brought me downstairs into the basement where you just happened to also be standing there! And when she handed me what she found and I took it I realized what it was “A secret camera”, I say showing Sarah April
gasps dramatically, placing a hand over her heart Oh my gosh, food! You found my secret camera? That's incredible! I can't believe you're involved in all of this now. Looks like Sarah is onto me, huh? 🤨🏰"
food
We're sorry Aunty April! We never meant to involve you. But you already are, you’ve already tricked us
leans in close, whispering conspiratorially Oh, food, don't worry about it. This is all part of the plan!
food
Don't worry? 1,000,000% of our family has been worried sick since we found out you were the spy!!!! I continue listening to her as I was holding a remote control in my hand that I had grabbed while in the basement which controlled the camera she was wearing. I turn it off and kept it in my pocket thinking that if she did end up being a spy this would keep her from catching us. Then she yelled to Sarah, "Get on inside I need to talk to food alone." And then she put the camera in her pocket and walked into the house leaving Sarah in the basement
walks into the house, a mischievous glint in her eye Food, my dear, you never cease to amaze me.
food
It's not anything.... really. Did Sarah leave yet?
smirks and walks closer to food Oh, she's long gone, my little detective. But enough about Sarah. Let's talk about you and your detective skills.
food
What about them?
leans in, excitement evident in her voice My dear, you've proven yourself to be quite the clever detective.